So, it's only been about 3 months since I have written anything so quit your complaining. I have returned to share my adventures and my pitfalls. The major news is that I am the ESW Interstate Champion. I will now wait for the applause to die down.................ok, thanks. I finally defeated Randy Walker to gain the strap and get to wear it and see the dents that exist in it because of my head. Since that time I have also defended that title against Eric Everlast in what would have been a very good match had it not been for the fact that my pants split. Ya know it kind of takes away from the match to see my very white, but still very sweet A. I think it also threw people when they saw my thong, which many in my personal life have seen, but now I bring it to the whole world. The funny thing that I had to justify was the fact that, no, it wasn't intentional, and no I didn't realize that they split. My ass just likes to be see and the match itself lended very well to that. The following week after that I wrestled a 6 man tag match that wasn't one of the best performances of my life. I was very sick at the time and the 5 minute match turned into 2 and a half. Ah well, there'll be other shows. Since that last show, I have been trying to recupe from being sick and just put myself back together again. I have been to the chiropractor for the first time in several months, which on a side note, his kids mark out to me large. Yeah, that's right, I am pretty sweet. Or maybe they too would like to show off their bums in public. Either way, I am cool and I inspire younger generations. Anyhoo, It appears that I have nothing going on for shows until the next ESW show which has been moved to July 29th on a special Friday night show. I will be taking on AC who is also a quite popular wrestler but not as popular as me because of the previously mentioned sweetness of me. So, it should be fun, come on out and check me out, hopefully I will keep my pants on this time, but I can't promise anything. Until Next time...
Kevin |