| Yay, I'm sick today, so hopefully I can muster up enough insanity to keep everybody entertained enough to to pee all over themselves. But for the love of God, just clean up after. If there is one thing that I can't stand is when people pee themselves and then they just sit there and smell like pee. That just isn't cool folks. Anywho, two shows this past week, my friends and hopefully I got my fill of superstardom because I got nothing 'til after Christmas and crap like that. The bad news that I am sure everyone is upset about is that I am not the first AWF women's champion. I thought my chances were pretty good when I was put into the mixed tag match. But alas, my tag party Kiki Malaya is the new woman's champion, so at least I get the win. I got far less fanfare, but I did get to get beat up after the match and get the Amityville Horror from Phoenix. Chris Chetti would be proud, just don't expect me to help you oil up. And everyone should know that my bells are all good and sound after being brutally abused by both Joey Knight and Phoenix. Thanksgiving was full of turkey, pies, and giving small children spinebusters and powerbombs. It is quite alot of fun to have kids around that are just at the age where they don't seem to get hurt by anything and they just keeping coming back for more. The day after Thanksgiving is traditionally a horrible shopping day especially when you work at a clothing store, but since there aren't any good deals, everyone goes somewhere else, and I stand around all day and make fun of my coworkers. Not that I would have done anything different if it was really busy, but still. When I got out of work, it was off to Pennsylvania where ICW awaited us. I was scheduled to team with the very man that abused my balls repeatedly the weekend before. However, since one of our opponents didn't show up, It was a singles match where Joe was on the outside causing his usual havoc. Prior to the match, we were told to say something on the mic. Since I had no idea what to say, I said what was on my mind and told the crowd that I didn't even want to be there and that I only went there to go to Eat 'n Park after the show. 5.89, all you can eat midnight buffet, you can't beat that I tells ya. I ate so much sausage that I almost became physically ill. My girlfriend Colleen was taunting me with left over sausage on my plate and I almost lost it and spewed all of my pre-eaten sausage all over the place. A delirious overtired ride home ensued, but what the hell, I wasn't driving. I got to nod in and out of consciousness the whole way. It was a good trip, I was able to wrestle Crazy C who I have known for some time, but have never worked with. He's a really good guy, and it was fun to go out there with him. And Nooooooo back rakes...ahhh ha ha ha. If you don't know why that's funny, see: I'm neater than you. The rest of my weekend was full of Harry Potter and catching up on sleep. Hey, when you are a ghetto wizard like me, you need to study other wizards in a grand attempt to not be so ghetto. Cause, as it stands...I'm pretty ghetto by wizard standards. That's aboot all I got for now, who knows when the next time I will put something up here cause I am pretty lazy, so Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanza, Happy New Year, and general merriment to all. Later. |