Words You Came to See
THe ring has begun to overtake me, that is why I have been lazy and sluggish and have not put up a new commentary in some time.  So in that spirit, Happy Holidays and New Year and all that goodness to all.  It is a month late and all, but my wishes are still sincere nonetheless. 
So, I shall give a quick recap of all the good stuff I have done ever since I last put up a commentary...so ready...go.  I wrestled a tag team match just before Christmas tagging with Robin Knightwing where we wrestled Divine Storm.  8 hours there, horrible rain, 6 minutes in the ring, 8 hours back, horrible snow.  2 hours of sleep in a very cold car.  Calling off of work to go and wrestle...Priceless.  Then I had Christmas which was actually quite uneventful around my house, I got to sit around all day and stare at the wall and imagine pictures of llamas that breathe lighting coming out of the walls.  But they weren't really there, that's just what I saw.  I blew them in smoke rings actually, they weren't rings though, they were llamas, I thought I already covered this... I picked up the 3 dots from my cousin by the way.  He uses them all the time and I thought it was wonderfully amusing and here I am...that's all.  Just after Christmas I went to North Cackalacky for the weekend with my girlfriends family.  I got to ride a horse.  It smelled alot like poo all around, but I got to hit the horse with a little twig that was fashioned into some sort of whip so it would go faster.  I purposely made it go slow so that I could whip it in the ass and then run.  It ruled.  Plus I got to fly around in a plane.  Then I went to Syacuse for new years where I was shooting champagne bottle corks across the street all night and I was drinking champagne out of the bottle like a homeless alcoholic.  But I bet I'm not.  Somewhere in there I was in a movie too.  A very horrible horror movie that will probably never be released, I got to be an evil zombie, BRAINS!!!  THe greatest part about it is that I got accused of stealing pants.  They gave me this wardrobe which was Value Village special.  It was horrible and uncomfortable and the moment I took it off was like magic, I loved it so much.  Then I just left it on some chair and they couldn't find it so they said I stole it and everyone thought I was a huge weirdo and hated me.  But I didn't steal it.  Then I did a show in January where I was horribly sick and tired.  I didn't sleep at all the night before and I thought I was gonna just keel over through the whole match, but I got through it and it wasn't too frickin bad.  Then I had to leave immediately to get back to work cause I had to work the same day.  Frickin Hell!  Worst of all, the other show I was gonna do in Erie, where I am notoriously an idiot.  I was supposed to tag with Joey Knight vs Robin Knightwing and Phoenix where we could all probably have a good match with one another in our sleep cause we know each other so well that it would have been all sorts of fun, but the night before I get a call and find out the show is cancelled!! and the worst part about the whole thing...NO EAT N PARK.  What is going on with my life?! 
and I'm over here now...(God bless Shane Helms)(if you don't know why...see:I'm neater than you)
Aside from wrestling related I have spent a considerable amount of time watching Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter to bone up on my wizarding skills.  I would just like to say how much I loved the both of the sequals to both movies and I highly recommend seeing both of them.  I also recommend being a huge dork like me and seeing the first ones of each and watching them over and over and memorize everything about them.  HarryPotter.com is also fun,  You can go and get sorted into one of the houses of Hogwarts.  I'm in Ravenclaw.  If you don't know about the houses of Hogwars...see:you are not as much of a wizard as me.  I guess that is all for now, thanks for anyone that actually reads this.  I don't half of you half as well as I would like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.  Until next time...Keep it secret, Keep it safe.

Kevin
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