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Confused 4/25/07
Day after day things get more and more confusing, why is it the media spends days on ann nicle smith's death but only foot notes every dead soldier that returns home in a body bag? Why is it the president still cant pronounce nuclear yet no one impeaches him for his acts? Why is it that Isreal and palestine cant get over themselves? Why the hell is it that some in the south cant understand the civil war ended? Nothing has ever made much sense to me, life is an ongoing stack of confusion fears and unending concearn. Call me crazy but am I perhaps wrong tos ay plainly that I could care less about reality TV, who paris hilton is sucking and what new football player scandal is going on? I guess that makes me very unamerican not that I care much.apparentlly it's still unamerican to have a functioning brain well shit, excuse me while I drink some budweiser so that my IQ will lower enough to match that of the average american. Hah hah I kid....I'd never drink bud....standards man standards.
United? 12/30/06
I'd just like to talk to you for a moment about the unions.
You see for years I worked for a foundation that in the beginning followed union guidelines but was not unionized. It�s hard to believe but seven years ago hell even three years ago I was naive enough to think that I could trust my bosses to treat me fairly and keep their word. Unfortunately reality came crashing in when it was revealed the board was getting filled with increasingly profit minded goons and the guy who Ii directly answered to was embezzling the whole time. They laid me off in February, after months of turmoil prior. Of course the folks in charge stated behind my back that I was fired, but it still took me seven months to find stable employment the debts of such a long stand of unemployment still linger even after I've been at work for almost three months now. The point is this, if I'd had a union that unemployment period as disgraceful as it was might not have existed, I might not have been in debt, and perhaps they might not have been able to make up a weak excuse for fake lay-offs. Either way you can make up whatever fantasy excuse you want for disbanding the unions, but they are here to stay, and they are the future of the work force.
Presidential Debauchery 12/16/06
Ah well, let us talk of the president shall we? of course the song in the background is ironic, for it is called boogey man and was done rather deftly by Aerosmith, but that�s hardly the issue at hand.. You see we the American people are saddled with the ever invisible president. Does anyone you know take more vacations then him? Of course not, for we are poor in comparison, to him we are filth that he would not so much as stop to urinate on if we were set aflame near the gates of the white house. Bush is so far removed from reality I suspect he does not truly realize how much the American peoples hate him. So he goes on like the pathetic puppet he happens to be acting all brave with flashes of glory and such saying his scripted words on the television further soiling the very word 'American'. To each and every one of you I suggest this, disobedience, you are not the happy consumers he'd love to have doing as his masters wishes if you�re still listening by this point you�re smarter then that you see most if not all of the lies and know full well what the true state of affairs is. Go ahead and tell your congress man how ticked you are, write your senators tell them your sick of this crap. And by all means do not be afraid to express how sickened the president makes you. In the end you are the people, you decide how this country will be do not forget that, thank you.
A Total Bust 8/16/06
It's not much of a secret that when PM5K's album Transform came out I was the very first to play it over the FCC controlled airwaves. WCCM440 am no less, but that was old history. Funny thing is, when I heard they might have put out a new album and confirmed it, inevitably through connections at the old station a copy of it fell into my hands. Of course after 'tonight the stars revolt, Transform, Mega!! kung fu radio, and true force, I was expecting something damn good out of the band. What a disappointment, you know, I looked at the CD liner and all that and saw the first signs of the apocalypse. The band was all pop-punked out looking like the reject replacement members of green day. Yeah ok, a look is a look whats that got to do with the sound right? Well what sound did you mean, unlike their other efforts, where you could listen to the cd start to finish I could barely listen to this. The only vaguely catchy tune was Wild World but only for the beat. Literally one could easily have to say PM5K sold out and got real weak 'cause this one sucked nards. every song onthere was absolutely horrible, and it sounds like they are trying to be someone or something that they can never be. It's a shade of pathetic no one ever expected from the same guys who brought us 'When worlds collide". What the hell happened is what I wanna know, did they start hitting the crack real hard. did the labels fook them up? who knows but folks dont waste your money on this one...let it rot on the racks at walmart where it belongs inthe discount section next to the backstreet boys or some other crap that only hosers would buy.
Gunslinging cell phones 8/15/06
What the hell is with folks driving while babbling on cell phones? When youc all 'em on it they look at you like your criminal for operating your vehicle within the law. Hell you get looked at funny when you say you don't have nor want a cell phone. Apperntly nowadays you have to be reachable no matter where you are so youhave no vestigies of privacy. It's bad enough some jerk thought it'd be a good idea to put cameras in 'em to open up a whole new world of voyeurism for perverts looking to catch the girlscouts in the bare or something. I'm convinced cell phones cause tumors of the brain...yeah because the cell phones are the darn tumors. "Ey doochbeeg! get uff da fune!" nuff siad.
"Latex" 7/6/06
Anyone care to explain what the trojan company is smoking? Yeah they're running a new series of adds that keep talking about how condoms are designed for men's pleasure and not women and blah blah blah. So they're putting out a new brand of condoms designed with women in mind called Elexa. I'm all for extra fun in bed but lets set something straight here....condoms arent exactly a fun fest for guys either, if given the chance and there was no risk of pregnancy or VD guys would chuck condoms right out the window and get with the banging. Dont blame it on us because condoms were really invented to prevent illegitmate heirs by the royalty and to stop VD in the early days. Thanks a lot Trojan for putting stupid ideas in commercials; now we're gonna have a decade of sex that starts with this question and answer.
"But I thought guys liked condoms?"
"No we like to have sex with you not a latex product!"
Thanks a lot go figure that anything with the name 'trojan' on it tends to mean trouble. Durex forever at least they aren't kidding themselves.
"Absorbing Drunk!" 7/5/06
Speaking of drunk, I cant seem to figure what the hell is so great about coronas. I mean yeah...it's basically plain 'ol beer but wow you stick a lime or lemon in it! What is that supposed to make it taste much less horrible? I'm sorry coronas are like bud, miller, busch, and heineken, they're for wussies who cant handle real beer. Watery, yellow, nasty, fizzy, trainwrecks of fermentation that need to be cordoned off by a hazmat team to prevent the pollution they might cause. I mean why do folks keep buying this crap? it's NOT GOOD, it's not even Awful it needs an entirely new word to describe it's terrible flavor... like Horriful or Crapid or hell even Awrrid. I'm sorry but I think when it's availible in a 40 oz bottle and it's not hard liquor thats a sign of the immense suck contained within; suck so great it can out suck madonna on a first date.
"The I pod" 6/27/06
What was steve jobs thinking? Granted someone gave me an Ipod shuffle about a year ago and I still feel kinda dirty using it. I have to say Apple must be manned by retarded chimps. They spend all this time hyping a music player that falls flat. It's battery isn't powerful enough to provide more then 4 hours of music, and they were too cheap to add a low battery chime to warn you of the power running out so the darn thing just shuts off. Itunes is perhaps the more mentally deranged program in history, and the ipod shuffle itself has all the durability of a paperclip.
Worse yet, the Ipod site is apparently devoted to not giving you any information. A simple question to answer 'like how long will by battery last' is answered with something like..."Well if your using your Ipod whilst riding a camel to escape a pack of butt-raping madrills all the while whacking off and farting purfume your battery life might be shorter...maybe." Thank you steve jobs for your ergonomic crapfest, we know where all the development money went....to the horrible commercials that scream 'hi we're sucking off ravers'. Did I mention you can extend the battery by buying a battery pack that runs on two triple A batteries for an low low price of 45.00 yeah Hi suck, hows the kids?
"Bruce Springteen" 6/19/06
Can someone explain to me why everyone thinks he's so great? He's from NJ oh wow thats so magical well crap so am I, at least I don't hate it so much I write lame songs about escaping it. Is it me or do all his songs sound alike, they're always summed up as "Your Ugly, I suck jersey is a swamp lets get the fook out!" yeesh can we get someone ELSE to represent the state musically please? Like Billey Joel or someone who at least dones't bash his home state. Well ok joel does bash his home state by way of auto accidents involving trees that seem to be in the way but thats not the point. Besides, I think Sprinsteen lost his Jersey resident card the moment he put out that aweful attempt at a country song around the time of 9/11. Remember that no? Ok it went like this..
"There aint nothing in front of me there aint nothing coming up from behind...."
Yeah except the immense amount of suck he was putting out at the time with that fake country accent. Crack might kill but springsteen does all the sucking!