| Motivating Running Cadence EVERY NCO Should know! |
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| Burn the town and kill the people Throw some napalm in the square Do it on a Sunday morning While the people are at prayer Throw some candy in the school yard Watch the kiddies gather 'round Slap a mag in your M-16 And mow those little fuckers down _____________________________________________________________ My girl's a vegetable She lives in the hospital But i would do anything to keep that girl alive Yeah She got no arms or legs She gets by on hooks and pegs But i would do anything To keep that girl alive Yeah My girl don't drink or eat She falls through the toilet seat But i would do anything To keep that girl alive Yeah One day I'll play a joke Pull the cord and watch her choke But i would do anything To keep that girl alive Yeah _____________________________________________________________ Through the field he was walkin' Through my scope I was watchin' A shot to the head he drops and he's dead walkin in a sniper wonderland in the village there's a lady in her arms there's a baby I chamber a round the kid hits the ground walkin in a sniper wonderland in the village we can set a claymore set it up to blow at half past twelve we'll suprise the fuckin commie bastards and smile while we blow 'em all to hell later on we'll rape and pillage while we burn their fuckin village there's no where to run when we're havin fun walkin in a sniper wonderland _____________________________________________________________ Down in the Jungle where the black vines grow, Deep in the heart where nobody goes, That's where you'll find the warfighting man, with a stealy eye and a stone-cold hand. Out in the desert with the sun bleached sand, that's where you'll find America's man. One fist of iron and one fist of steel. If one don't get you the other one will. _____________________________________________________________ Pebbles and BamBam on a Friday night Tryin' to get to heaven on a paper kite Lightnin' struck and down they fell Instead of goin' to heaven they went straight to hell. Dino the Dog was on the bone While Fred and Barney rocked the microphone Well, I heard a scream and heard a shout Mr. Slade was bustin' Wilma out There wasn't too much that old Fred could do Except Yabba-dabba-dabba-dabba-dabba-do _____________________________________________________________ Napalm sticks to little children All the children of the world Be they yellow, black, or white Hear them screaming in the night 'Cause napalm sticks to little kids _____________________________________________________________ come along and join the party come along and join the fun throw candy to the children wait until they gather round lock and load your M-16 and mow them suckers down go to the school house door and wait till you hear the bell pull the pin on the grenade and blow those bastards straight to hell _____________________________________________________________ some say freeeeeeedom is free but I tend to disagree I say freedom is won through the barrel of a gun load another magazine in my trusty m-16 cause all I ever wanta see is bleeding, bleeding, bodies load another chemical round gas them bodies to the ground cause all I ever wanta see is twisting, jerking bodies load another nuclear round burn them bodies to the ground cause all I ever wanta see is burning, burning bodies agent orange and vx2 gas them bodies tell thay turn blue cause all I ever wanta see is twisting, jerking bodies _____________________________________________________________ Floating down the river on a shithouse door Me and my dog and an old bar whore She had tits so big they wouldn't fit in a bucket And a pussy so nasty my dog wouldn't fuck it _____________________________________________________________ Talkin to my daddy on his dyin bed With a smile on his face, this is what he said When I came outta my mommas womb Found myself in the delivery room All bloody and wet I rappeled to the floor Cut the umbilical and crawled to the door Wearin a set of baby dress blues And a pair of baby black shoes Hummvee stroller, tricycle tank Three safety pins on my collar for rank Cruisin the halls and lookin good Just like a little baby Marine should Came to a door & heard em cryin like heck Walked right in & heard "Attention on deck Right then and there I knew I had it made I was commanding officer of the baby brigade _____________________________________________________________ Born in the woods Raised by a bear Double set of dog teeth Triple coat of hair With two brass balls And a cast iron rod I�m a mean mother fucker A Marine by God! _____________________________________________________________ US Marine was a hell of a man Walked into a bar with his dick in his hand pissed on the bar, shit on the floor, wiped his ass with a 44 lined a hundred women up against the wall bet a hundred dollars he could bang'em all banged 98 till his balls turned blue backed off, jacked off, banged the other two... As soon as he died he went strait to hell fucked the devils wife and his daughter as well on his tombstone it had to read, HERE LIES A MARINE CORPS FUCKING MACHINE _____________________________________________________________ Ice cold Michelob! (stretch out "Ice cold") Pop that top and drink it slow Goes from your stomach straight to your brain Next thing ya know you're (one loud clap) insane! Wa-a-a one fifty one! Sure do love that Bacardi Rum Goes from your stomcah straight to your brain Next thing you know you're (loud clap) insane! _____________________________________________________________ M - A - R - I - N - E � S, That is how you spell the best M-mean as hell A-all the time R-rough and tough I-in the mud N-never quit E-every day S-Semper Fi Ooh Rah _____________________________________________________________ You can have your Army Khakis, And your Navy Blues, But I have another fighting man To introduce to you, His uniform is different, His uniform is green, The Germans called him Devil Dog, HIS REAL NAME IS MARINE!!! _____________________________________________________________ Listen to the sound of the itty bitty feet, It sounds like the Army in a full retreat. They�re moving on, They'll soon be gone. Old Joe Chink was a going past, Playing a burp-gun-boogie on a Soldiers ass. They�re moving on, They'll soon be gone. He's wasting gas, Cause he's hauling ass. They�re moving on, They'll soon be gone. _____________________________________________________________ Delayed Cadence, delayed cadence, Marine Corps Cadence count, Platoon- ONE Leader- GET YOUR VASELINE Platoon- TWO Leader- GET THAT BOOTY CLEAN Platoon- THREE Leader- SPREAD YOUR BUTTCHEEKS WIDE Platoon- FOUR Leader- I�m COMING INSIDE _____________________________________________________________ F-18 Flyin in the sky, Busload of Iraqis Ridin on by, I guess you know what the pilot did. Because Napalm sticks to little children, All the children of the world Be they yellow black or white, Hear them screaming in the Night Because Napalm sticks to little children. _____________________________________________________________ Jody's in your home Unit - Bullshit! He's on your telephone Bullshit! Your kids all call him dad Bullshit! That�s what makes ya mad, That rough, tough Jody Boy, That lean mean Jody Boy.... Substitute someone in the platoon's name for Jody to keep it going. |
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