Kiss

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Define The KISS!
Professors of different subjects define the same
word in different ways:

** Prof. of Computer Science:
A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.

** Prof. of Algebra:
A kiss is two divided by nothing.

** Prof. of Geometry:
A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.

** Prof. of Physics:
A kiss is a contraction of the mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

** Prof. of Chemistry:
A kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

** Prof. of Zoology:
A kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.

** Prof. of Physiology:
A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularis oris muscles in the state of contraction.

** Prof. of Dentistry:
A kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

** Prof. of Accountancy:
A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

** Prof. of Economics:
A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.

** Prof. of Statistics:
A kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of the numbers 36, 24 and 36.

** Prof. of Philosophy:
A kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

** Prof. of English:
A kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

** Prof. of Engineering:
Uh, What? I'm not familiar with that term

Rules of Kissing

1) When kissing make sure your eyes are closed.

2) When you are kissing someone make sure it is not someone elses b/f or g/f!!

3) You may NOT eat pizza anytime before you make out.

4) If a person is a bad kisser, you MAY NOT stop and leave at anytime, it's rude.

5) A person with braces may not kiss another person who has them.

6) When kissing MAKE SURE your hands are where they're allowed (they can wander sometimes and some people dont like that).

7) NEVER ask someone if your a good kisser, you will either get a wrong answer, or the truth will hurt you.

8) If you were expecting More Than Kissing dont complain, you will get less the next time.

9) Kissing more than one person in a day can result in you not being allowed to kiss one of those parties anymore.

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN :
Wine her,
Dine her,
Call her,
Hug her,
Hold her,
Surprise her,
Compliment her,
Smile at her,
Laugh with her,
Cry with her,
Cuddle with her,
Shop with her,
Give her jewelry,
Buy her flowers,
Hold her hand,
Write love letters to her,
Go the end of the earth and back again for her.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
Show up naked!

Love and Friendship

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