Hasina : Oh yes! most govt. offices we have the single window clearance concept.

Gates : At home have u installed Windows?

Hasina : I have removed all windows due to increased burgalaries in our house.

Gates(Confused): Then what is the system you operate on?

Hasina : OPERATION ? Yes, I had a brain operation last month.

Gates(Sweating) : Hope the internet is being used a lot in Bangladesh.

Hasina: Oh Yes! Due to increased mosquito problems many people are sleeping under the net.

Gates: By the year 2000 Bangladesh should export computer chips.

Hasina: We are already exporting potato Chips. It was one of Bangabandhu's dreams...

Gates(Feeling very Uneasy): do you regularly use Laptops?

Hasina: My grand-child sleeps on the top of my lap.

Gates(Heavily Sweating): Your Finance Minister knows a lot about RAM and ROM.

Hasina : RUM? Prohibition is being lifted and it will be shortly available. We need foreign investment for this.

Gates(Feeling Dizzy): I would like to take your leave before my system crashes.

Hasina: I have exhuasted all my leave, I have been travelling a lot.

Gates: I have no energy left , let us go out and have a bite.

Hasina: BITE? I believe in non-violence. I will not bite. Why don't you give it a try with Khaleda Zia?

Gates: (System Crashes and Found Missing). "Windows is Restarting Please
Wait......"!!

Very Important Declaration:
I request to take these jokes for fun only, they are just jokes, nothing more, please don't take them seriously, I didn't mean to offense anyone or any group. Thank you for your understanding.

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