�Are we making any yet?�asked Caroline.
�I�m not sure, let�s test it...� suggested The Monster.
�How?� asked Caroline.
�I�ll tip some on you and we�ll see if it made any�
�Ok�
�Whoops...�
�Oh nooooooo!!! Now look what you�ve done! I�m turning see-through!�
�It sould fade soon...I think�
�You think? You should know�
Caroline began fading into the desk behind her. Until all you could see was her backwards g-string because that�s all she was wearing. She pulled off her *wig made of cheese and grabbed the nearest rope and swung to the top of the desk, without a sound. She placed the *wig in the sharpener and jumped on the giant baboon and zoomed off to Planet G-string, her sancutuary, her home... with The Monster in tow. When she arrived she accidentally stepped in something very smelly and she returned to her nornal self, her normal �BUCKNAKED� self (EWWW!). The Monster did the same and returned to his normal size.
Meanwhile on Planet X, Kelly was looking at a bottle of green coke! (for crying out loud!).
�Mmm...Coke� drooled Kelly �Green, Luscious Coke�
�Kelly!� came a voice from behind her. It was Kimberley.
�LOOK! It�s a bird! it�s a plane, it�s Raymond! Quick shoot him down before he gets here�
�I�ll save you� said the Michelin Man.
�Nooo! Anyone but him� screamed Kimberley.
�I�ll save you� said Knotman. The only three words he ever spoke.
�Nooo! Anyone but him and Michelin Man!� she screamed again.
�I�ll save you�said Johno-Fag who was resurrected from the dead and who sewed a cheez-stik on to compensate for his loss.
�Aaaarrrrggghhh!!! AREN�T THERE ANY SUPERHEROES OUT THERE WHO AREN�T FAGS?�
�I�ll save you� said Fag Boy, �I may be a fag but i�m not a dag!� With that he shot down Raymond.
�Hooray� rejoiced Kelly and Kimberley. Well half of them anyway.
�But I didn�t get a turn� said Scragly.
�What�s your point?�asked Kelly.
�I WANT A GO!� screamed Scragly and he dissolved into a fit of tears.
Kelly picked up a net and caught Scragly in it, walked over to the window and threw him out.
�There! Now you can go!�
�YYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!�
�Three cheers for Kelly�
�Hip Hip�
�Hooray�
�Hooray�
�Hooray�
�Oh no!� screamed Dani.
�What?� asked Lynda.
�I forgot to tell Ryan to get a haircut!�
�Soo... ring him now and tell him�
�Oh yeah�
Meanwhile on Planet G-string.... Caroline was sleeping. The Monster was lying next to her thinking about clicky pens. Suddenly he woke up Queen Caroline and said:
�I�ve got to PEE!�
�What the hell are you telling me for!? Just go already you d@$&!!�
�And Kelly thinks James is hot�
�Who�s Kelly?�
�AN EARTHLING.... my daughter�
�Poor Kelly�
�I miss her� said The Monster sadly.
�Miss her my butt�
�I haven�t seen her for 21.279 years�
�Miss this.......�
Caroline rolled over and farted, blowing a hole in the sheets.
�Oh great! Thanks-a-lot! Now i�m going to have to mend them� said The Monster, �and i�m going to have to wet the bed�
�So go to the loo�
�Too late�
With that, Caroline got up and stuck her finger up her nose and pulled it out.
�Mmm....Greenies�
DUM DUM DUM
�I�ve told you before to stop picking your nose! It�s gross�
�But it tastes so good�
�Fine then, eat it see if I care, but now i�m not making you any breakfast! Harumph!�
Meanwhile, on Planet X, Dani was searching for Ryan.
�Ryan! Where are you? I need a rope�
�What for?�
�I�ve stepped in some dog poo and can�t get out�
�Well i�m stuck in cat pee!�said Ryan, �But wait! I�ll save you!�
Ryan changed into his superman outfit with the pink ribbons and the white undies. And yanked Dani out of the Christmas Tree.
�Oh Ryan, you�re my hero�
�That�s ok Dani! Just stop humping the lazer!�
�Oh sorry�
On Planet G-string Caroline was brushing her teeth, when suddenly... The Monster came in saying he knew how to take over Planet X.
�Oh goody� said Caroline, like Marvin the Martian, �Load the space modulator�
�Yes Ma�am�
�LOOK!� screamed Caroline suddenly.
�What is it?� asked The Monster, running to her.
�In the cheesy sky!�
�I don�t see anything.... except RAYMOND!�
�AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!� They screamed �PLANET X IS ATTACKING US WITH FAGS!�
�OH NO! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? WE ARE NOT EQUIPPED FOR THIS!�
�We�ll have to set up the sheilds and hope they hold�
�Ok!�
Suddenly the whole planet jolted, as Raymond connected with the sheilds.
�It�S nOT GoiNG To HOld!� screamed Caroline, over the noise.
Suddenly the jolting stopped.
�Do you think the sheild destroyed Raymond?� asked The Monster
Then, floating over the top of them, was Raymond blown up to 10x his normal size.
�I think it would be a good idea to leave for a while. Earth is good this time of year�
�Good idea�said The Monster, �Let�s go�
�But what about us?� asked The Monster and Queen Caroline�s followers.
�You can stay�
And the people of Planet X rejoiced and Dani and Ryan were finally freed from the confines of pet poo and S12.
And so ends our third story..........
Next time on Queen Caroline.................
The Monster and Queen Caroline arrive on Earth and discover coat hangers.....and toilets. Join us on Caroline�s adventure... Until next time ____________to infinity, and beyond......
�Watch out for the birds�
