I was imaging what it would be like to play Washoos with Chuck Norris. I think there would be quite an awe factor. "Dude, Chuck Norris is standing beside me!" But along with that would be some fear that you might say the wrong thing and get round-house kicked in the face. However, the likelihood of that while playing the gentlemen's game of Washoos would be low. Even Chuck gives respect where respect is due.



Possible outcomes of playing Washoos with Chuck Norris:



1) Chuck Norris scores 21 on his first throw



2) Chuck Norris says "That's not a pipe, this is a pipe!" (while pointing to his 3rd leg)



3) Chuck Norris' first throw causes the box, pipe and washer to explode...game over



4) Chuck Norris faces the wrong way and throws his washer around the world and still gets a pipe



5) While I'm carrying the boxes out, Chuck Norris round-house kicks the boxes in two, thinking that they are 'karate boards' for chopping



6) I beat Chuck Norris, since he's never played before....then I die a quick painful death



7) Chuck Norris eats the washer, then craps it out through the air into the pipe



8) Chuck Norris laughs at my wimpy game and proceeds to pick up the pentagon and throw it across the Atlantic ocean onto the Eiffel Tower



9) I don't see or hear Chuck Norris, but he still wins 21-0



10) Chuck Norris eats the boxes claiming not enough fiber in his diet