From the update pages:

Kim Jong-il reports are as scattered and unreliable as Fidel Castro health reports.  Since the North Korean dictator's stroke, reports have ranged from 'able to brush his own teeth' to 'four limbs paralyzed'.  Maclean's had a brief update stating that he took in a little soccer this past week.  As if that isn't vague!  Did he go to the game?? or was he watching from his death bed??

The funniest pick of the draft may go to Frumpy with his 1st round pick of Richard Collier, the Jacksonville Jaguar that was shot 14 times.  Apparently it takes more than 14 bullets to take down an NFL offensive lineman.  On Monday, Collier was released from hospital!