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The History of Washoos, Part 2: October 22, 2007
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Well we got part of the way last blog, but there are still some holes left to be filled in.  You didn't really think that a common pirate shipmate came up with the idea did you?  Those guys are dumber than posts and don't ever have an original idea.  It seems that there must have been some divine intervention at play.  This is where we introduce the Flying Spaghetti Monster.  Millions of 'pastafarians' around of the world worship their God, the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM).  Their religion as been kept a secret for hundreds of years but recently resurfaced in 2005.  It is believed that the FSM created the earth and all those living on it.  He also created Pirates and named them as the chosen ones.  And what are chosen ones without a chosen game (Washoos).  The FSM divined the idea for Washoos into the head of the first pirate who threw his gold coin into the plank box.  And the rest followed in a logical set of events with guidance from his noodliness above of course.

In our last blog we discussed Captain Hook and the violent end to any who would try to beat him at Washoos.  However, it is the FSM who is the true Washoo master and even Captain Hook would bow down in his presence.  It is impossible to beat the FSM.  He merely reaches out his noodly appendage and drops the washer directly into the pipe every time.  He is the perfect Washoo design.  What does he do with all those spare washers?  Well he has many a noodly appendage to hold them all, even while holding his beer (the FSM loves beer...he put a beer volcano in heaven).
2007-10-23 02:27:24 GMT
Comments (3 total)
Author:Anonymous
I have always dreamt of a beer volcano. This FSM guy sounds cool. Thank goodness he wasn't in the running for the ice cold Stella (which by the way I still haven't drank)
--Trevor
2007-10-24 04:22:11 GMT
Author:Anonymous
First off, don't worry, I haven't forgotten the Stella. It will happen eventually.
Secondly, the beer volcano was only the half of it. Joining the beer volcano in heaven is a stripper factory. I'm not making this up, check the website. Also, Friday is the day of rest for pastafarians. When the Flying Spaghetti Monster was creating the earth, he got tired by Friday, so he took the day off to hang out in heaven with the strippers and get hammered on his beer volcanoes.
--Shonk
2007-10-25 02:30:43 GMT
Author:Anonymous
Dear Fellow Washoo Enthusiasts,

I have to sheepishly admit that this is the first time I have checked out the washoo blog. I truly did not know what I was missing. Facebook who? The washoo blog is far more entertaining and such a better use of my time. I have been telling Lindsey for weeks that I will pull my facebook account because I think it's stupid. This is the final nail in the coffin.

While my wife and child are away this week I promise to check out all 24 entries. I have made it as far back as the washoo theme / opening ceremony song post. Does anyone have that old WWF them song tape? There has to be a good one on there. In the future I will check frequently and post where appropriate.

Wow! As I type ... Partiots 52, Redskins 0.

Poker and Raptors Friday night anyone?

Rob
2007-10-28 23:03:21 GMT
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