Well we got part of the way last blog, but there are still some holes left to be filled in. You didn't really think that a common pirate shipmate came up with the idea did you? Those guys are dumber than posts and don't ever have an original idea. It seems that there must have been some divine intervention at play. This is where we introduce the
Flying Spaghetti Monster. Millions of 'pastafarians' around of the world worship their God, the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM). Their religion as been kept a secret for hundreds of years but recently resurfaced in 2005. It is believed that the FSM created the earth and all those living on it. He also created Pirates and named them as the chosen ones. And what are chosen ones without a chosen game (Washoos). The FSM divined the idea for Washoos into the head of the first pirate who threw his gold coin into the plank box. And the rest followed in a logical set of events with guidance from his noodliness above of course.
In our last blog we discussed Captain Hook and the violent end to any who would try to beat him at Washoos. However, it is the FSM who is the true Washoo master and even Captain Hook would bow down in his presence. It is impossible to beat the FSM. He merely reaches out his noodly appendage and drops the washer directly into the pipe every time. He is the perfect Washoo design. What does he do with all those spare washers? Well he has many a noodly appendage to hold them all, even while holding his beer (the FSM loves beer...he put a beer volcano in heaven).