"If I had a girl I'd love to see her in my clothes. It's real romantic."
"I love these guys . . . oh gosh !!"
"I'm very soft, you know!"
(What turns you on?) "Girls!"
(What's been your most passionate experience to date?) "Oh man! It was a long time ago, I can tell you that much!It was over a year ago. I don't want to go into details, but there was a sauna involved!"
"Most of all I like chasing girls."
"Actually, I have to say that I don't believe in having a sexual realtionship outside of marriage."
"Of course I like to look at pretty girls in the street. What hot-blooded boy doesn't."
"We've all got pretty smelly feet!"
"If we've been to a scary movie or something and we're sharing a room, and the lights are off when we walk in, Nick will go 'It's dark in here, isn't it?' And he's not trying to be funny he means it!"
"I'm his big brother and I'm gonna knock him out!"
"I'm married to these guys..."
"We're not perfect."
"I snore. Just ask the others!"
"AJ is to blame for this."
"AJ- he's just a lunatic!"
"Boner, that's what we call him!"
(on Kevin's nickname) "He has NO idea where his limbs are!!"
