This website tells the story of Kevin Gnome. Every so often in our humdrum lives, we come across someone, whom despite staggering odds, is destined to become much more than the sum of their parts! Kevin Gnome is such a creature. In a living hell for over 12 months, abandoned in an overgrown vegetable patch and the object of untold indignities upon his body. He grew to accept the daily leg cockings of several dogs who lived on the property.
On New Years Eve 2001, when our little friend was at his lowest ebb, liberation came, in the form of a balaclava clad "angel" who spirited him away from this living hell and sent him on his way to FREEDOM!
Kevins former owners have made several attempts to find him and even staged an elaborate, fake suicide of Kevin's friend Stephen, who was still a prisoner at the property west of Brisbane!!!!
Happily, Stephen has also now escaped the clutches of the evil Mr. Xxxx and is expected to make a full recovery.
Kevin Gnome has vowed to do his part in the education of the world regarding the plight of innocent gnomes and is now travelling extensively as an ambassador and spokesgnome for his race!
The following pages showcase Kevin's exploits! |
