| The perils of remaining friends |
| Your new boyfriend is so masculine and it's so different from what you're used to You think men have a different sexual attitude constantly in need of your gratitude and we want it regardless of our mood your new boyfriend can sometimes be so crude Do you think I want to hear this? You're frustrated sexually, and you know I want you desperately and here you complain to me but you won't have sex with me. Your new boyfriend has a dick ring You think I should consider this piercing. It's "pleasurable," this metal thing "Pleasurable." God that stings. Do you think I want to hear this? Go on, go see him. Go on, go fuck him. Go on, go to him. But don't cry to me about him anymore. |
| by Kevin S. McFadden |