Hi, my name is Stifler and I have a 12 inch penis.......... around.
Listen.......... if you had a penis you could put it in my knee pit and push back and forth, but of course you'd need some kind of lubrication like KY jelly or olive oil.-- Abe explaining the finer points of knee fucking
Call me something sweet.. What like boo boo kitty fuck? ( Jay and Silent Bob)
Don't tell me that cat is going to have that ribbon wrapped around its twat. (dont ask)
what's an orgy? something that lives in nowheresville, nj?? lol (Name not disclosed for ovious reasons)
Worst pickup line ever-- Girl- You deffinetely went to my highschool---- Kevin--- No.... I deffinetely did not.
Steve- I never eat the crust Kevin- Thats not what my mother tells me
(Little bro)- Kevin why did she just dry hump you? (Me) I dont know chris, girls are just like that.
Maybe we could still be friends, with hand grenades for greetings!
Dare I live out the American Dream? - Said by me upon walking into my room and having 3 women in my bed.
I have the bike.. Now all I need to do is pick up some hookers and some LSD-me I reference to the movie Easy Rider
Ask not what the wang can do for you, but what you can do for the wang!
The telephone's the one that helped me wrap cord around you neck. You know your beautiul when your dead! - ATDI