Stanza and Deliver

"It's really rather quite perverse"
Said David to his moist wet-nurse
And in a voice both taut and terse
Asked "Why did I choose to study verse?"

So down from her knee Dave did climb
Leaving the breast awash with slime.
"I'm in the prime of my own good time
So why did I opt to analyse rhyme?"

Released from the dome of lactic foam
Free to roam to the gloam of the home
Of Ian Holm, Boehme and Jeroboam
He elected instead to contemplate poem.