Singing Fish

Singing Fish and the Naked Chef
Britney Spears in bed with Heff
Furry dice for your mobile phone
Katie Price is silicone
All-boy bands with Beach Boy hair
I want to be a millionaire
Surf the internet for free
"Come visit Tayto.ie"
Bush and Gore in election fiasco
Johnny Depp in 'Donnie Brasco'
Models get beaten by smelly drummers
Men kiss the feet of Buffy Summers
£2.50 for a bottle of water
She's young enough to be Mike's daughter
Suzuki Cultus, '89
Provisional licence, parking fine
Man stabbed in Carlow, escapes unharmed
I'd like to sleep with the girls from 'Charmed'.
Socrates believed in heaven
The punt is worth €1.27
30 years of Page 3 in The Sun
You can go a lot further with a smile and a gun
Cold feet on new wooden floors
Careful, I just painted the doors
The lottery's just a harmless flutter
Welcome back to the taste of butter!