Be nice to your niece

An altruistic little poem by Kev

Be nice to your niece even though she is smelly
Be kinder to Minder when you see it on telly
Be gentle with orientals when crossing the street
Be polite with sprites who are dead on their feet.

Give money to honeys who dance against poles
Give euros to bureaus for iniquitous souls
Place alms on the palms of Robert Lee Frost
Make payments to claimants for their legal costs.

Do favours for sailors who arrive on the docks
Grant wishes for fishes with their bikes up on blocks
Give presents to peasants who make their house calls
Donate gifts to Cliffs who've got their living dolls.

Forgive the sins of Finns who drink in Helsinki
Forget the failings of railings who wink at your pinkie
Ignore the flaws of Jaws when he chewed on your guts
But remember the embers in December that roasted your nuts