Fred Astaire, the Dancing Bear

Fred Astaire, the Dancing Bear
Took a plane to Cuba
Motored down to Havana town
Slipped out of his sexy cabana gown
And made a big splash with his scuba.

Hank ventured out for a doctors note
When a mote took a float down his ticklish throat

Fred Astaire, the Dancing Bear
Took in a Broadway show
Whistled along to the musical hits
Chuckled to all the amusical wits
And danced through the night with his beau.

The doctor performed a Rorschach test
For he guessed Hank was stressed by his itching vest

Fred Astaire, the Dancing Bear
Took his whiskey on the rocks
Counted his dollars, his cents and his dimes
Ruffled through the Financial Times
And tracked his shares and his stocks.

Hank was prescribed with pills and creams
Though it seems his screams are caused by his dreams

Fred Astaire, the Dancing Bear
Took himself off to the club
Played a thumping good hand of hearts
Gorged himself on strawberry tarts
And smoked a cigar in the tub.

Hank wore velcro in his hair
In despair, he was scared of the dancing bear

Fred Astaire, the Dancing Bear
Took a look at Heff's mansion
Strolled in gardens with sinuous rills
Divested the girls of insidious frills
And aired his views of l'expansion.

Now Hank can't get the bear out of his brain
His domain's down a lane with a dog named Blaine.

Fred Astaire, the Dancing Bear
Took a big sip of champagne
Chased it down with a dry Chablis
Raced around in a Lotus Esprit
He's driven poor Hank insane.