The Grand Old Duke of York

The Grand Old Duke of York
Hated the smell of pork
He'd grumble, moan and grouse
And wouldn't have it in the house.

General Robert E. Lee
Wasn't a lover of tea
And once made quite a scene
Just to have his coffee bean.

My Lord Edmund Blackadder
Would quail at the sight of rosemadder
And was frequently driven to drink
By a particular shade of pink.

Star Fleet's Mr Spock
Bemoaned the state of Rock
And declared as corporate junk
All bands except "Daft Punk".

Buffy, the Vampire Slayer
Had very little time for prayer
And would only get on her knees
If you smiled at her and said "Please".

And Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
Had a deep-seated fear of tin foil
He was known to ail and sicken
At the thought of a roasted chicken.