| TAKE ONE:: All; Hello UK! (Nick points microphone at Kev but Kev says nothing) Kevin; What? Nick; I knew he wouldn't do it. Howie; What I tell ya? I knew that was gonna happen! Nick; I gave it to ya. Brian; (annoyed) Who's got the big microphone back there? TAKE TWO; Nick; (counting in) One, two, fifteen... All; Hello UK! Kevin; Sorry we can't be there in the person... in person. Damn, can we start over? Nick; Rewind! Kevin;(practising) OK, sorry we can't be there with you in person, two...one... All; Hello UK! Kevin; Wait, I don't see a red light, are we shooting? TAKE THREE; AJ; Very, very cool, this will be one, two, three, now! We'd like to thank you guys for voting us Best Pop Video.. (someone's mobile phone rings) AJ; Whose phone was it, dammit? (Nick gets bored and starts hanging off of the stairway railings where they're shooting) AJ; Smashing, smashing, very cool, that's three now, this one is for Best Pop Video! Thank you guys for voting us Best Pop Video for I Want It That Way! Yeah! Nick; Thanks to all our fans. AJ: Yeah! Thank you everyone at Smash Hits! Kevin; We'll see you in the new millennium! (Pause. Everyone looks very pleased) Cameraman; Erm, actually guys, it was Larger Than Life that won the best video award. Nick; Y'know what, let 'em edit it! Cameraman; That's a wrap...let's go guys... |
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