TAKE ONE::

All; Hello UK! (Nick points microphone at Kev but Kev says nothing)

Kevin; What?

Nick; I knew he wouldn't do it.

Howie; What I tell ya? I knew that was gonna happen!

Nick; I gave it to ya.

Brian; (annoyed) Who's got the big microphone back there?

TAKE TWO;

Nick; (counting in) One, two, fifteen...

All; Hello UK!

Kevin; Sorry we can't be there in the person... in person. Damn, can we start over?

Nick; Rewind!

Kevin;(practising) OK, sorry we can't be there with you in person, two...one...

All; Hello UK!

Kevin; Wait, I don't see a red light, are we shooting?

TAKE THREE;

AJ; Very, very cool, this will be one, two, three, now! We'd like to thank you guys for voting us Best Pop Video..

(someone's mobile phone rings)

AJ; Whose phone was it, dammit?

(Nick gets bored and starts hanging off of the stairway railings where they're shooting)

AJ; Smashing, smashing, very cool, that's three now, this one is for Best Pop Video! Thank you guys for voting us Best Pop Video for I Want It That Way! Yeah!

Nick; Thanks to all our fans.

AJ: Yeah! Thank you everyone at Smash Hits!

Kevin; We'll see you in the new millennium!

(Pause. Everyone looks very pleased)

Cameraman; Erm, actually guys, it was Larger Than Life that won the best video award.

Nick; Y'know what, let 'em edit it!

Cameraman; That's a wrap...let's go guys...
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