| TPN - Stories |
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| This is one of Sealy's pets - Donkhead (he's a donkey). |
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| Well, the title doesn't match the contents... It should be "Miscellaneous" ... but who cares? |
| When you write copy, you have the right to copyright the copy you write, if the copy is right. If however, your copy falls over, you must right your copy. If you write religious services you write rite, and have the right to copyright the rite you write. Very conservative people write right copy, and have the right to copyright the right copy they write. A right wing cleric would write right rite, and has the right to copyright the right rite he has the right to write. His editor has the job of making the right rite copy right before the copyright can be right. Should Thom Wright decide to write right rite, then rite would copy Wright right rite, and violate copyright, which Wright would have the right to right. Right? Si hoc signum legere potes, operis boni in rebus Latinus alacribus et fructuosis potiri potes! If you can read this sign, you can get a good job in the fast-paced high-paying world of Latin! Sona si Latine loqueris. Honk if you speak Latin. Gramen artificiosum odi. I hate Astroturf. Noli me vocare, ego te vocabo. Don't call me, I'll call you. Illiud Latine dici non potest. You can't say that in Latin. Visne saltare? Viam Latam Fungosam scio. Do you want to dance? I know the "Funky Broadway". Nullo metro compositum est. It doesn't rhyme. Non curo. Si metrum non havet, con est poema. I don't care. If it doesn't rhyme, it isn't a poem. Fac ut gaudeam. Make my day. |
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| Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March mrdered him because they thought he was going to be made king. Dying, he gasped out: "Tee hee, Brutus." Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel Cervantes. He wrote Donkey Hote. They next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote Paradise Lost. Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained. Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf that he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died for this. Louis Pasteur discovered a cure for rabbits. In the Olympic games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled biscuits, and threw the java. The Greeks were highly sculptured people, and without them we wouldn't have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a female moth. |