| TPN - Quotes |
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| This is one of Sealy's pets - Pricky (he's a porcupine). |
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| Here is the quotes of the weeks. I will not write what week the quote belongs to, though. |
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| I feel sorry for the people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. - Frank Sinatra An intellingent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. - Ernest Hemingway Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol. - Anonymous What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? - WC Fields |
| When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, vital to beer. - Dave Barry All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. - Homer Simpson A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder. - Anonymous If God hadn't intended us to drink beer, he wouldn't have given us stomachs. - David Daye 24 hours a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? - Stephen Wright You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. - Frank Zappa Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with with pizza. - Dave Barry I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer. - Homer Simpson "D-oh!" - Homer Simpson "I love you. You love me." - Barney the Purple Dinosaur |