| TPN - Quiz |
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| This is one of Sealy's pets - Camera (she's a camel). |
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| Here's a quiz for ya, you offended little tart: |
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| 1. In 1972, 11 Israeli athletes were killed at the Munich Olympics by: (a) Grandma Moses (b) The night cleaning crew at Rockefeller Center (c) Invaders from Mars (d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 2. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken overy by: (a) Norwegians from the Lichen Herbarium of the University of Oslo (b) Elvis (c) A tour bus full of 80-year-old women (d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 3. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by: (a) A pizza delivery boy (b) Crazed feminists complaining that having to throw a grenade beyond its own burst radius in basic training was an unfair and sexist job requirement (c) Geraldo Rivera making up for a slow news day (d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 |
| 4. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by: (a) Luca Brazzi, fo not being given a part in "Godfather 2" (b) The tooth fairy (c) Butch and Sundance, who had a few sticks of dynamite left over from their train mission (d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 5. In 1993, the World Trade Center was bombed by: (a) The entire cast of "Cats" (b) Martha Stewart (c) Cheese-crazed tourists from Wisconsin (d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 6. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzaina were bombed by: (a) Mr. Rogers (b) Hillary, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women problems (c) The World Wrestling Federation to promote its next villain "Mustapha the Merciless" (d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 7. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked and destroyed by: (a) Bugs Bunny, Wil E Coyote, Daffy Duck, and Elmer Fudd (b) The US Supreme Court (c) Barney (d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 1. Where is South Africa Located? (a) Africa (b) Asia (c) BImboland (d) Australia 2. Who wrote the Star Spangled Banner? (a) The entire cast of Cats (b) Francis Scott Key (c) the biggest cat in the world (d) A Triple A Battery 3. How many stars are there on the American Flag? (a) 50 (b) 34 (c) 1 (d) Infinite 4. Which of the following is finite? (a) All of the positive integers (b) All of the negative integers (c) The number of hairs on your head (d) The number of cells in the world 5. What is the difference between 10 and 10? (a) 0 (b) 1 (c) 2 (d) 3 |
| This quiz will crack you up... i hope... 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator door, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. 2. How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator door, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, and close the door. THis tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions. 3. The Lion King is hosting and animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? Correct Answer: The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. This tests your memory 4. THere is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. What did you get? (each question is 25 pts) 90% of all professionals got all questions wrong - so don't be ashamed. However, many preschoolers got several answers correct. |