| TPN - Thoughts |
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| This is one on Sealy's pets - Quack (he's a platypus). |
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| Here are stuff that drive people crazy. |
| Did you know that "verb" is a noun? If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words? If you wrote a letter, perhaps you bote your tongue? If you've read a book, you can reread it. But wouldn't this also mean that you would have to "member" somebody in order to remember it? Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? Why does the Chinese ideogram for "trouble" symbolize two women living under one roof? Why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same backwards? Why are we here? Why is space black? Why is blood red? Why are some people weird? Why is the plural form of "mouse" "mice" and the plural form of "house" isn't "hice"? Why are some people mean? Who invented the smiley face? :) |
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| Why do policemen wear badges? I thought a badger is a kind of animal... Why is there music? Why did they call Alexander Gram Bell's invention the "telephone" if his last name was "Bell"? Why is "beautiful" so hard to spell? Why don't we have superpowers? How many words are there in the English language? Why did the US government engage in war with Iraq just for more shipments of oil? Why did the word "gay" once mean merry, bright, and colorful? Why did the word "gymnasium" derive from the Greek word "gymnas" - which means naked? You can't lick your elbow. Radioactive materials aren't radioactive if you are radioactive. A shillelagh is used to beat people in Ireland. Humans can't fly. Chickens can't fly also. "Deafening Silence" is an oxymoron. Never drink pies. |