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The
Techtonics 174HHX
When conventional methods fail to fill your evil desires |
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Warning, this product may be dangerous to anyone getting within 40 miles of it. Do not use: underwater, underground, outside, indoors, in space, in time, on the sun, and upsidedown. Please read the saftey manual so we aren't liable for the immediate death wich will result from using this product for more that 15 seconds. Also, if you are pregnant, or nursing while being a mad scientist, stay away from naked flame while using. Make sure that you DON'T open the access pannel. The Techtonics174HHX is meant to be repaired ONLY by licenced professionals. So, when some big fat guy named ROSCO comes to your door with his butt hanging out, please, do nnot slam the door. let him in. He won't bite. Well, okay, there is a SLIGHT chance he'll bite. |
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PRODUCED EXCLUSIVLEY BY: GIZMONICS INSTITUTE. MAKERS OF FINE GADGETS SINCE 1980 |
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To the left, the outdated Techtron9000 to the right, the All-New
TECHTONICS 174HHX
You do the math. |
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THE FEATURES AND UPDATES
OF THE NEW TECTONICS 174HHX MOTHERBOARD and MONITOR SYSTEMS |
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From the very first time you see it, the updates and upgrades on the Techtonics Pannel become apparent. From this angle, we see: the Freshflo airways which cool the Nuclear core housed in the deepest reaches of the innars. We also notice the updated satellite array and new monitor. The hazardous waste tubes and dangerously exposed wire is safley unneled through the silver radon proof tubing on the surface.
How I Built it:
As you can see, the main pannel is just a box. That's right a big cardboard box. It' a box for my Intension FX chair. It's pretty big as evidenced by the pannel itself. You can also see some C'More Bunz (tom servo, thank you) tubes and a blue sump pump hose. The weird things on the front are from our new printer's packaging. Some wires and the plug in's from a building my dad took apart. Part of my Nickelodeon Gak Maker and some copper drain hose. also some assorted wires from my projector. |
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Here's the back top for the Techtonics 175HHX from Frank's point of view. The blue lights make a good computer screen-glowing effect when lit. The pannel off to the right is "The Button" as in, "Push the button Frank!" You can see the movie sign buttons on the keyboard which I took from the ORIGINAL Techtonics panel.
How I Built it: |
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It's made from a keyboard, (duh) christmas lights, some drain hose, a taylor-made golf ball container, a TV/Cable box, some tiny blue magicians cups, and some assorted wires, motherboards, pumps........ |
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Further more, as you can see to the left, (the left side of the Techtonics pannel the DEVIOUS LEVER we've installed. You can program it to do many things. Mostly just cut off an oxygen supply to a certain satellite, or give some bejumpsuited fool a "Shock to the Shammies"
How I built it: |
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Well, it's mostly just junk glued on. A spraypaint lid with a flashlight reflector, a Christmas lights thing, a locker organiser, wires, (the orange |
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one) there's a movie playing wall pannel (the
silver thing with the |
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black buttons) and thanks to Ryan, they all light up. (he spent 4 hours soddering that thing. replacing lightbulbs, installing new switches, adapting it to a plug-outlet, an wiring it for a cardboard box while all the wires are exposed and delicate. The Satellite dish as pictured above, is made from: Half a bowling ball (plastic) a cigar tube, an everready flashlight reflector, an elastic shoelace, and an unidentified black rim. The black things around it, are the innard of keys from the keyboard. |
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hence the keys missing from the keyboard in the earlier shot. pictured above, is the bottom of the Techtonics pannel. It's never seen. And hence, we all decided to autograph it. we hope to sell it on eBay when the productions are over. The pink, I added AFTER SCANNING. It outlines the access pannel. It's how we get inside and replace bulbs, add features, route wiring. We used to be able to lift it up. The Techtron9000 was about 3 lbs. while the new Techtonics175HHX Deluxe pannel is about 20 lbs. Plus, there are screwssiticking in EVERYWHERE in that thing. it's just not safe to go in through the bottom anymore. Oh well. Just an interesting fact about the access pannel, on a test shot, I fit a: Tripod, 8 feet of drain hose, 3 metal light coverings, a projector casing, and a slinky inside. Then proceeded to pull them out on camera. Gives the box some dimension huh? it was funny. We might use that for a sketch............... |
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As, you can see, the Techtonics175HHX Deluxe Pannel is all around a better system. Expect the best from
GIZMONICS INSTITUTE.
Please continue to use our fine products.
-OR ELSE!
Dr. Clayton Forrester (creator and god) |
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