| Massachusetts Driving Rules |
| 1. A right lane construction closure is just a game to see how many peopel can cut in line by passing you on the right as you sit in the left lane waiting for the same drivers to squeeze their way back in before hitting the orange construction barrels. 2. Turn signals will give away your next move. A real Massachusetts driver never uses them. Use of them in Boston may be illegal. 3. Under no circumstances should you leave a safe distance between you and the car in front of you, or the space will be filled in by somebody else putting you in an even more dangerous situation. 4. Crossing two or more lanes in a single lane change is considered "going with the flow." 5. The faster you drive through a red light, the smaller the chance you have of getting hit. 6. Never get in the way of an older car thatr needs extensive bodywork. Massachusetts is a no-fault insurance syaye and the other dirve has nothing to lose. 7. Breaking is to be done as hard and late as possible to ensure your ABS kick in, giving a ncie, relaxing foot massage as the break pedal pulsates. For those of you without ABS, it's a chance to stretch your legs. 8. Construction signs are posted specifically to warn you about roas closures immediatly after you pass the last exit before backup. 9. The new electronic traffic warning system signs are not there to provide useful information. There are only there to make Massachusetts look high-tech and to distract you from seeing the State Police Radar car parked on the median. 10. Never passon the left when you can pass on the right. |
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