Top Ten Things to Do During a VEEG

10. Keep paging the nurse for a glass of water or any other reason every 15 minutes.

9. Every time you urinate in that jug, "accidentally" drop it.

8. Scream every time the nurse sticks you.

7. Play air guitar for the video camera.

6. Moon the video camera.

5. Write a sign in large letters that says "HELP ME" and tape it to the window.

4. Keep pushing buttons on the monitoring equipment just because you want to "see what they do".

3. Every time any one asks you a question, say "MOO". ( tee hee)

2. Tell a visitor (while happening to "forget" that they're monitoring every thing you say) that you're just waiting for one foul-up so you can contact your lawyer and spend the rest of your life on easy street.

1. Put a "Send Pizza" sign on your window.

1. OR put a "Send Carl's Jr. Double Angus Six Dollar Burger" sign on your window.

Top Ten Reasons to Have Epilepsy

1. All the cool things you see during your visual auras

2. That MRI tube is pretty cool

3. You have an excuse to act strange

4. All the calories you burn during a GTC

5. You don't have to deal with backseat drivers

6. You don't need alcohol to act drunk

7. All the pretty patterns that bruises can make

8. You don't have to pay to get your tongue pierced

9. Neon orange medical alert bracelets

10. Pretending your deja-vu auras are time travel