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My brain took me out to lunch and I got stuck holding the bill. I forgot to plug my computer into a surge protector. I stopped, dropped, and rolled. My brain did the Time Warp again. I did the Electric Slide. Fire in the hole! I overpaid my electricity bill. Uff, must’ve eaten too much seizure salad. I carpe diemed. I messed with Texas. Been there, done that. Beef jerky. I ate too much elastic Jell-O (this one’s for you, Doug). I went and asked Alice. Pardon me, what is a seizure? I was meditating again. Doing the hippy-hippy shake. I was acting like a jerk. I had a short-circuit. The batteries needed a recharge. I was shaking hands (and everything else, for that matter). Let me introduce you to my alter ego, Kevin Spacey. I had a disconnect. How am I, you ask? Alive and twitchin’. Shaken but not stirred. Oops, I did it again. Whoa, must' ve watched too much TV. I twisted and shouted. Forgot to unplug the iron. I had a meeting with the gods. was having a special moment. I had an electrifying experience. I had a brain fart. I skipped a groove. I blue screened. My cerebral hard drive has a bad cluster. I overclocked my CPU. Unhandled Exception Error Buffer overflow Memory leak I need to defrag. God was tickling my funnybone. I finally got the joke. I'm sorry, that knowledge must have been in the part of my brain they took out. I had a seizure. It's deja vu all over again. I tripped on the light fantastic. Consciousness was not my strong point.
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