| You Know You Watch Too Much Sailor Moon When... | |||||
| Sailor Mercury: 1.) You deliberately put your hand in your mouth when you ponder. 2.)You claim to have an IQ of 300. 3.) Your first date is a ride on a ferris wheel. 4.) You scream loudly enough to be heard down the street when you get a love letter. 5.)You find a band called the 'Three Lights' and get mad when you're not the 25th member of their fan club. 6.) You try to invent a mini-computer. 7.) You paint your sunglasses blue to make a VR visor. Sailor Venus: 8.) Your male cat is named after a moon goddess. 9.) Your volleyball serve is a weapon. 10.) You scream "Sailor-V Chop!" before you hit someone. 11.) You spy on your best friend when he/she is on a date. Sailor Moon: 12.) You wear your hair in odongas. 13.) You're afraid of this number. 14.) Your female cat is named after a moon goddess (not as bad as number 8). 15.) You shaved a crescent moon into your cat's forhead. 16.) Your cat talks to you. 17.) You scream "In the name of the moon, I'll punish you!" whenever you're mad. --)Even worse when you yell it in Japanese. --)You get pissed when people don't call the Japanese language Nippon-Go. 18.) The local Christian community is mad at you, since they always misunderstand when you call yourself the Messiah. 19.) You only date men named Mamoru or Darien (if female). 20.) You've developed phobias you've never had before...but Usagi does. Sailor Mars: 21.) You stare into a flame, hoping desperately to see visions. 22.) You throw powder into candles, hoping to see visions. 23.) You have pet crows named after the companions of Aries. 24.) You copied the kanji onto pieces of paper to have your own anti-evil scrolls. 25.) You suddenly become pyromaniacal. Sailor Jupiter: 26.) Every guy you see looks like your ex-boyfriend (if female). 27.) The wind "brings you places". Sailor Saturn: 28.) You faint a lot for no reason. 29.) You wear black all the time, even though you're not goth. 30.) You get mad because your healing powers aren't working. 31.) Whenever you get in trouble, you blame everything on Mistress 9 for possessing you. 32.) You own a glaive. Sailor Uranus: 33.) You buy 5 cars...just because. 34.) You flirt with both genders. 35.) You hate feminine clothing (or maybe you're just sane for this one...). 36.) You cross dress, or wear the men's uniform at your school...even though you're really a girl. 37.) You don't mind breast-binding. 38.) You get arrested for carrying around a short sword. Sailor Neptune: 39.) You save all your money to buy a stradivarious, and you don't even know how to play the violin. 40.) You talk about the sea a lot, even though you've never been. 41.) You carry a mirror everywhere (or, you could just be a prep with this one...). 42.) You see visions other than your own reflection in it. 43.) The wind carries the scent of the sea to you...in a landlocked city. Sailor Pluto: 44.) You are considered rich, since your walking stick is marble. Sailor Chibi-Moon 45.) You build a Luna Ball. 46.) You try to use your house key to time travel. 47.) You deliberately fall or jump on your parents or siblings while they're kissing. 48.) You only eat pink sugar hearts. Tuxedo Kamen: 49.) You claim not to remember anything after the horrorific car accident of your youth, 50.) You wear a tuxedo for no reason. 51.) You throw roses at people. 52.) You only date women named "Usagi"-good luck finding her. Generic Symptoms: 53.) You have everyone call you by the name of a senshi. 54.) You think you are a senshi. 55.) Your username has something to do with Sailor Moon. 56.) You celebrate the senshi's birthdays. 57.) Your birthday suddenly corresponds with that of your favorite senshi. 58.) Your hobbies have changed to match those of a certain senshi. 59.) You've dyed your hair, or style it like a senshi's. 60.) You suddenly love Japanese food...when you hated it before. 61.) You buy a new pen and try to use it to transform. 62.)You try to build the largest SM fansite on the web. 63.) You do own the largest SM fansite on the web. 64.) You name your house after one of the senshi palaces. 65.) You make and wear Sailor Uniforms (fuku) to school. 66.) You make your own scepters and moon wands- even a stick with streamers attatched will do. 67.) Said stick with streamers won't do- must be authentic looking. 68.) You memorized all the attacks. |
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