- Heero: What? There's sites where they post what I will NEVER say?! How predictable is THAT?!
- Duo: Hey Deathscythe, waddyathink? Should we join the White Fang? ::Deathscythe activates and starts destroying buildings::
Duo: Guess not...
- Relena: Oh my GAWD! This is, like, a fashion emergency! C'mon Heero! Lets, like, shop!
Heero: (Sweatdrop) Dammit...
- Quatre: This battle with gundams is becoming exciting! Who do you bet on, Zero or Epyon?
Duo: My money's on Heero in the Zero!
Wufei: Baka! Zechs' Epyon is OBVIOUSLY going to win!!
- Trowa: For my hair, I use Herbal Essances! A totally organic experience!!
Quatre: I didn't know you were the spokeman for Herbal Essances... Anyway, I only said hi...
- Duo: Death is only the absence of life, and Death shall come on swift wings... Heero's gundam's wings!!
Heero: Nani?!
- Duo: I must hone my skills at this game... I can beat him!
Professor G: Time for Operation Meteor! Duo!
Duo: Just wait a minute!
Professor G: Will you STOP playing thos silly games?!
- Heero: (At the sight of Relena) AH! I'm BLIND! Take that thing away!
Relena: That hurt... ::Runs away crying::
- Relena: (When Heero rips her invitation) You are the cruelest, meanest, most hatable guy I met... But I still like you!
Heero: Wha?! Go away you hag!
- Heero: (Making a message for his answering machine) This is Heero Yuy here. I'm not here because I'm in my gundam destroying stuff now. Please leave a message after the beep, and I'll accept my mission. Oh yeah, if you leave a useless message, I'll kill you. BEEP!
- Duo: (Making message for answering machine) Hey! This is Duo Maxwell in the house! Well... Not really because I'm out, but since I ain't here, please leave a message after the beep. Remember, I'll be the God of Dea- (Sound of a pan hitting Duo)
Hilde: Duo, these jokes have goten WAY out of hand... BEEP!
- Trowa: (Leaving message on his answering machine) ... ... ...
Catherine: Trowa say something!
Trowa: ... ...
Catherine: Oh well, this is Catherine for Trowa. He can't (Mumbles) Or won't... Come to the phone right now, so leavea message after the beep. Okay?! Beep!
- Quatre: (Answering Machine) This is Quatre Raberba... Oh well you know my name, anyway I'm not here so please leave a message after the Beep!
... ... (Five minutes later)
Quatre: Hey, where's that be- BEEP!
- Wufei: (Answering Machine) This is Wufei here... This is injustice! I'm not at home to recieve your call, so leave a message after the weak beep! And if you are a woman, hang up! Wufei hates weak women! Oh yeah, I forgot! If- BEEP!
