Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, 'Why is the bride dressed in white?' 'Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.' The child thought about this for a moment, then said, 'So why is the groom wearing black?'
12. HEAVY CHEATING.
Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter. 'So,' Peter asks the first guy, 'how many times did you cheat on your wife?' 'None. I had a perfect marriage and I was a perfect gentleman.' 'Great,' says Peter. 'You get to cruise around heaven in a Mercedes car. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?' 'Only twice, I think,' says the second guy. 'Okay. You get to cruise around heaven in a Cadillac car. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?' '12 times. Maybe 13,' says the third guy. 'Okay,' says Peter. 'You get a rusty Ford car' Later that day, the guy in the Cadillac sees the guy in the Mercedes crying. 'What's wrong with you, What happened?', he asked: 'I just saw my wife.' 'So What?' 'She was riding a bycycle.'
13. BILL FOR ADVICE.
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?" "I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill." The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try. The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills. When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.