^^quotes from peeps,movies,tv. shows,and songs^^

ppl quotes-

to get to heaven you hafta destroy hell !

me-"haye robert guess what-bekahs other b/f is here and u better watch out b/c he's big muscular and hot!"
bekah- "greg !?!?!! he's here ???yay!!"

NUK NUK DASH ALL PURPOSE CULTURAL CAT GIRL

all men are evil to my mom except my dad and santa clause

I WANT THE SQUEAKY !?!?! AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN !?!?!?!?

*what do you wish for to catch u as your falling ?* - a big net

movies snd t.v. shows-

american wedding
1)whats the capitol of thailand ? bangkok (bang cock)
*while get'n punched in the sensitive area*
2)it's on like donkey kong biatch !

spaceballs
1) F*** even the the future things don't work
2)i see your shawrtz is as big as mine. lets see how you handle it.


White chicks
1)blonde #1 says - "omg lookat my face it's totally ruined"(she has a scratch on her nose)"i am going to have BF !?!?"
blonde #2 says- "omg u've done it now-she's gonna have a bitch fit!?!"

anchorman
1) u have an absolutely breathtaking hiney
2) ha ha ha he said hiney !?!
3)haye every1 come see how good i look
4) i'm in a glass case of emotions
5) u kno i don't speak spanish(as dog barks at anchorman)

sponge bob-
"patrick ur genius is showing"
"where?" (as he covers his crotch)

songs-

SES-"all my problems"
1) *stop come'n around cuz you bother me stupid motherfucker pull your head out ur ass and see. what don't u get ? was i studdering? i don't needta take ur shit gettaway from me*

lloyd banks- "i'm so fly"
1)*i'm cooler than the other side of the pillow*

*more to come*
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