Welcome all ye who dare enter the Ash collection......actually I hope you dig this site, this is my collection of Army of Darkness wav. files which just kick major butt!!! I hope you have as much fun downloading and listening to them as i do :P As you all know this is one of the best movies of all time and yes there is a little bit of Ash in all of us, so give in to that little voice known as Ash running through the back of your mind and just start saying cheesy one liners all day..it's GREAT!! you'll have so much fun...I PROMISE :)
It's just what we call pillow talk baby.........
| �3books.wav | �"three books....nobody said anything about three books" |
| �boomstick.wav | �"you see this? this is my BOOMSTICK. 12 gauge, double barrel Remington, S-MART'S top of the line" |
| �boomsticklong.wav | �"this is my BOOMSTICK. 12 gauge, double barrel Remington, S-MART'S top of the line. you can find this baby in the sporting goods department. that's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids Michigan. retails for about $109.95, got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger" |
| �bringin.wav | �"BRING IN THE CATAPULT! BY GOD LET'S GIVEM' WHAT FOR!!" |
| �chief.wav | �"easy now chief" |
| �chinesejet.wav | �"maybe, just maybe my boys could stop them from getting the book, yeah and maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot" |
| damnword.wav | �"i got it, i got it, i got your damn words alright!" |
| ��dontouch.wav | "don't touch that, your primitive mind would understand, alloys and compositions and things with molecular structures...." |
| �eventouches.wav | �"i swear, the next one of you primates even touches me..AHHHHH" |
| �fanpants.wav | "i am Henry the Red ,Duke of Shale, Lord of the northlands and leader of its peoples"� "well hello Mr fancy pants. i got news for you pal, you ain't leading two things now jack and shit. and jack left town" |
| �fightout.wav | �"i say we stay here and fight it out" |
| �getback.wav | �"I'll get back to you" |
| �goodbad.wav | �"good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" |
| �gotahurt.wav | �"OH that's gotta hurt!" |
| �groovy.wav | �"GROOVY!" |
| �iamkinghail.wav | �"sure i could of stayed in the past.....could of even been king, but in my own way.......i am king" "Hail to the king baby" |
| �justme.wav | �"are all men from the future loud-mouth braggarts?" "nope....just me baby...just me" |
| �klatu2.wav | �"klatu.....varata.....n *cough* *cough*..." |
| �leavestore.wav | �"lady I'm afarid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store.." "who the hell are you?" "names ash.....housewares" |
| �london_b.wav | �"london brigde is falling down, falling down, falling downnnnnn" "my fair lady..... HA" |
| �mechgroovy.wav | �(meachanical sounds)......"Groovy" |
| �namesash.wav | �"names ash.....housewares" |
| �okthen.wav | �"Okay then.....that's it" |
| �onuface.wav | �"hey eh.....what's that you got on your face?" "Huh?...*blagrrrrrrrr*" |
| �oohyou.wav | �"ohhhhhh you" |
| �pillow.wav | �"what of all the sweet words you spoke in private" "oh well that's just what we call pillow talk baby" |
| �remcradle.wav | �"when you revoved the nectronamcon from its cradle did you speak the words?" "yeah.....basically" |
| �remstats.wav | �"12 gauge, double barrel Remington, got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger" |
| �rightsmart.wav | �"That's right shop smart....shop S-Mart" |
| �sawaholes.wav | �"i....i....never even saw these assholes before" |
| �screw.wav | �"alright you privative screwheads listen up" |
| �shopsmrt.wav | �"shop smart....shop S-Mart.....YOU GOT THAT!!!" |
| �sugar.wav | �"gimme some sugar baby" |
| �swallowsoul.wav | �"i'll swallow your soul" "come get some" |
| �twoshoes.wav | �"I'm bad Ash and you're good Ash....you're goodie little two shoes goodie little two shoes goodie little two shoes *laughs*" "good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" |
| �wantsome.wav | �"who wants some....whos next....huh...you want some...you want a little...huh......huh"" |
| �wordsright.wav | �"so you say the words right this time?" "well maybe i didn't say every tiny little sillable no, but basically i said em yeah.........basically" |
| �wscience.wav | �"we can beat these deadites......with science" |
