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For Simplicity in finding your favorite quote, the quote are broken into parts, with big nifty headers. spretty self expainitory, huh? lets start it off with them best.....
"I have no qualms with going down on a man"
"PP in my panties"
"Life is like penises, you have to fucking drown in them to feel thier intencity"
"I often autoerotise thinking of other men autoerotisising"
"my rymes is so sick they'll give you pneamonia..."
"Well, I have a cup..."
"Taking advantage of anybody is wrong unless it's a little duck. muahaha!"
"Dansbury wasn't a prison, it was a drug school. i came in with a bacholers in marajuana, left with a docterates in cocain"
"When Kristina was born, it was the best feeling in my life, followed very abrubtly by the WORST feeling of my life"
"im not a playa, i just crush a lot"
"You leak like a veteran porn star" - josh
"Money cant buy happieness, but poverty cant buy anything"
"Women enjoy [movies] of one person dieing very slowly, while men enjoy [movies] of many people dieing very quickly" - mating habits of the earthbound human
"Why do they have that sign that says sale? They could put anything, why sale? I meen, it's a car dealership, obviosly they have cars for sale." - danielle
"Repultion in the sentry that gaurds the gate to all we most desire" - Salvador Dali
"I'm picking up trash cause were dirty Americans, and it's our duty a American to clean up!" - Sean in Europe
"What makes you really thirsty.....and stoned?" - Mike McDonald
"Micheal Jackson is startign over, makign a fresh start. He going to start a new life....as a catholic preist!" - Mr. Larravie