LINDA WALLFAN JOHNSON Page 6
Linda thinkspay day is just around the corner, but a new kid is on the block!
Text Key:
Blue Text Colour: Authors comments
Red Text Colour: The Mugu
Green Text Colour: The Baiter
Orange Text Colour: The Baiter’s Personal Assistant
Fuchsia Text Colour: The Baiter pretending to be a fellow scammer
Cast
of Characters:
Mrs Linda Wallfan Johnson, The SCAMMER
Master Richard Johnson, The SCAMMER’S “Son” (Probably the scammer himself)
Lady Mia Greatlay, British Aristocracy, and the Scammer’s intended victim
Mr Johnathon Wad, Lady Greatlay’s boozing womanising personnel assistant
Crystal Security, The Scammers so called security company that has the box of cash.
Linda2, Myself pretending to be a fellow scammer attempting to take over the scam from Linda
ENTER
A MYSTERY NEW PLAYER, A FELLOW SCAMMER TRYING TO STEAL JOHNNY AND MIA FROM
LINDA. (Naturally its me just sowing seeds of doubt)
This
person from now on will be called "Linda2". Remember its just me and
not a real scammer..
"Linda2"
sent this to "Linda" from another free email account with
Linda's name. That should get her attention! It is in pidgin, but you should be
able to get the meaning.
u nau, u stupid fool ooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
i am takin over ur maga a maga is lad
speak for the victim of the scam
bicos u dey so stupid an tek fo long fo get am moni
i dey biggest guyman, i hav hacked ur email an u
stan no chance, ok? i a
guyman is their description of a 419 scammer, they see it as a legitimate
occupation
tek ur maga, get am moni for mi. i
hav di team of guymen workin all
day all night gettin maga moni, wi dont wrk from cafe laik u, wi wrk
at home Lagos
i go tek all ur maga moni an u go fin anoda maga nau or i make u look
laik di fool u are
Joe
"Joe" is telling Linda that he is a professional guyman and has hacked into Linda's email account. From her email account, he has got the names and information of Linda's current victims, and he is going to steal them from her because she has taken to long to get the money, and he is going to take all their money and make her look like a fool.
And
by shear coincidence, between my sending this from Linda2 and sending another
mail to Linda from Johnny Wad, Linda’s Yahoo account went down. I don’t know
if someone really did hack her account, but she now becomes extremely paranoid.
How does Linda reply to Linda2? Check out the heading, charming!
fuck your mother
and family
Joe or what ever
you called your name. I am sorry for you, because you have been curse in jesus
name. You will never see any good in this life and will never meet good till the
die of your life.
For all this pains
you have cost to my heart today since you are a guy man you must surely die for
it. You will never get any cent in this business. I promise you that.
So
naturally Linda2 must reply!
u nau, u speak pretty pretti mout
for stupid fool wi hav already sent
ur maga warnin u dey fraud wi are goin fo get all ur maga moni. u
watch us do it ooooooooo!!!!!!!
u nau, u can fuck mai momma sna am bi dead u fuck dead people ha ha ha
At
the same time, a puzzling mystery email appears in Johnny Wads inbox.
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Date: Thu, 26 May 2005 05:08:18 +0200 (CEST)
From: Grace Sapi Rock <[email protected]>
Subject: guy
To: john_wad@
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Babe
where are you now. Wetin dey your side.
This is my new e-mail address. Are you in lag or traveled?? I want
enter east tonight.
What
on earth is this? It falls right into my lap and suits my “seeds of doubt”
plan perfectly.
Johnny
replies:
Now
Johnny cant let this go by, he must question mugulinda about this and the
strange email from “Grace”
Good
Morning, Linda
It is a very early start for us here at Barnsworth manor. We are preparing
to fly out to Holland. You may know the country as The Netherlands.
Last night we received an urgent email from Inspector Jack Frost. He
has tracked down the culprit who re-directed the charities funds, and
the criminal has been arrested in Holland. We have to be in Holland to
fill out affidavates and procure charges against this scumbag.
Apparantly this has to be done in person in Holland. But dont worry,
once we land in Holland and get to the Hotel we will have access to the
internet again and of course our email accounts. Unfortunately the
satellite antenna on the learjet is broken, and the technicians cant fix
it until they get a replacement from the United States. But at least the
plane has a decent scanner!
One
question. I received a strange email in the wee hours this morning,
from
someone I have never heard of. Do you know a Grace Sirock? It
appears
she
is
from somewhere in France, but speaks like an African. Have you given
my
email address to anyone?
Can
you translate it for me, as it appears to be in some sort of broken
English
that is spoke in Africa and New Guinea. I just dont understand
what
she is saying.
Here
is the message, what does it mean?
Babe
where are you now.Wetin dey your side.
This
is my new e-mail address.Are you in lag or
traveled??I
want enter east tonight.
The
email address is: [email protected]
Do
you know it?
We
will be out of touch for most of the day, but hope to get back in
contact
some time tonight. We should be In Holland no longer than 24
hours.
God
be with you Linda.
PS
Have you found any brewers droop yet?
Lindas
account is still down! I didn’t do it, has some other baiter hacked her
account or has someone reported her to the Yahoo Gods for scamming?
Message
from yahoo.com.
Unable
to deliver message to the following address(es).
<[email protected]>:
connectWithTimeout
failed [127.0.0.1:628]: Connection refused
No
reply for a while. Is her account still down or is she just annoyed and not
replying?
Time
to question the security company
I
believe this error occurs when the account no longer exists. Has Mrs
Wallfan
met with foul play? I have grave concerns for the welfare Of Mrs
Wallfan,
so please, if she contacts you can you please get her to email
me
as soon as possible.
Thank
You
Johnathon
Wad
PA
to Lady Greatlay ESQ
Well
well well, Linda replies at last!
Hello Johnny,
I got your mail to me. It have been raining badly here, so I couldn't be able to come and check my mail. Please I thank you very much for your effect you help me in this time of need. God will surely bless you. About the strange mail you forwarded to me. I don't understand the language in it. Liar! You answered the email from Linda2, so you understand it fine!
It might be a miss way mail. You
can reply it and ask the person whom he/she is. Or what do you think??
How is lady Mia doing?? I am sorry
I don't have any account to give you for the money. We are not having any Id
here to claim anything. I even ask our guest house manager to help us but you
know africa. I don't really trust him for that. But he manager to give me the
informations on his passport and as to help if the person can send the money to
me through western union money transfer or money gram. Then he can help me to
claim the money from there. But to give me the details of their office account
no.
The informations is --:
Name:Richard Uche Alex
Address:Jetty Guest House
25/26 Zongo layout Accra-Ghana
You mean you want to send the sum of $2000 dollars to me??? I can't beleive this. Meanwhile I will like you to the the fee of the change of ownership direct to the security company the sum of $970 and the you can send the other to me through the help of our guest house manager here. Have you hear from the security company since after sending the application to them? You can also write to them or call them and ask them how to get the money over to them.
I will do as you have just said and
look for what you requested from me and will feed you with the news soon. Send
my regards to lady Mia and have a nice trip to Holland. I hope you will be back
soon.
God bless you Johnny for all your
assistance to me.
Its great to hear from you, we were concerned for your welfare when
your
email was bouncing, we suspected you had fallen victim to foul play.
I
was really worried when that strange coded email came in. Its a
complete
mystery, probably mis-directed mail like you said.
The Two Thousand Dollars is for you to pay your Guest House fees and
the
Security Company fees. Once you cash it, imediately go to the
Security
Company and pay them, then pay your guest house. You dont want to
have
large sums of cash on your person for very long, as you may be
mugged.
If there is any cash left, buy yourself some new clothes, something
nice
to eat and a present for little Dick.
Lady Greatlay's personal maid says there are three Western Union
Offices
in Macclesfield, they are:
CO-OP TRAVEL
48 MILL STREET
MACCLESFIELD , CHESHIRE SK11 6LT
FIRST CHOICE TRAVEL
4/6 MILL STREET
MACCLESFIELD , SK11 3LY
THOMSON
68 MILL STREET
MACCLESFIELD , CHESHIRE SK116NH
Does
it matter which one I use? I know the lovely people who own the shopping
centre where the second Travel Agent is located in Mill Street, maybe
that is the best one to use?
We are returning to the UK tomorrow afternoon, and I will go directly into
town and transfer you the money. Lady Greatlay is in great spirits, everything
is going so well lately. First the settlement with Dr Sparrow, and now
the arrest of a Mr James Moriarity, who appears to be the mastermind
behind stealing the charities funds. Unfortunately the funds he stole
seems to have been siphoned to his crime syndicate in Ireland.
Well, I must say again I am really happy to learn that you have not fallen
victim to the undesireable elements in your society, and pray for you and little
Dick's heath.
I have to go now before the liquor stores close, I have to take a taxi into town
to get some whiskey, can you believe this stupid Hotel doesnt have any whiskey!
They only have some horrible thing called schnapps and wines!
God be with you. Amen
Johnny
PS I received an email from our IT manager, a new scanner has arrived and is
installed in the office, so hopefully it works better than the
last one. It was a piece of turd.
Linda replies, keen to
get the money at last, but she doesn’t know that Johnny is really having his
doubts!
Hello Johnny,
Thank you very much for your urgent
reply to mail. From what you are saying is okay by me. You can send the money to
me then I will go to the security company to pay for the bills myself. You can
send the money from any of the western union office to me. That will not be any
problem to pick from here.
I will await to hear from youn as soon as you comes back from your trip to Holland tomorrow afternoon like you said. Please send the informations of how to cash the money soonest you send it over. Once more thank you for all your assistance to me family and send my regards to lady Mia.
I will be waiting to hear from you
soon.
Mrs.Linda
Johnny
doesnt reply
and Linda is getting impatient
Hello Johnny,
How are you doing over there.
Are you back from Holland?? I am waiting to read from you soonest as you
possible. Please I want to know if you are the one that called last night at the
guest house asking about Linda here. I think you have the phone number of the
guest house to call us here. I even went to the
internet late night to check if you are the one that called and asking for me or
send mail to me. How is lady Mia doing?? Please send my regards to her and I am
still waiting to read from her soon. I will be expecting to hear from you as
soon as you comes back from Holland.
God bless and be with you.
Mrs.Linda.
30 minutes later, the security company sends an email, curiously from the same IP as Linda.
From
the desk of the vault manager
crystal security and trust company
Accra-Ghana
Attn: Johnathon Wad
Sir,
In regards to your e-mail, we are still waiting to hear from Mrs.Linda as
you have confirm to us that she is your partner here. She told us that she will
be coming to our office today with the necessary documents required for the
changing of the ownership. We got the passport information which you send to us
but we could not Indentify the details on the passport. Please you are advice to
re-send the information to us as soon as possible.
Thanks for your immense understanding and co-operation.
Mrs.Mbila Dudu.
(Vault manager C.S.T.C Accra-Ghana)
CRYSTAL SECURITY AND TRUST COMPANY
ACCRA-GHANA.
Contact person:Mr.Edward Osie Yaw
TEL : + 233 243 487413
FAX : + 233 21 311 634
E-MAIL: [email protected] or [email protected]
They are still not happy with the passport, because of the
security marking to prevent them using it in other scams?
Two
minutes later, THREE identical blank emails come in from Linda, with the same IP
as the security company, nothing in the mail but a message in the details line:
Re: Have a nice trip to Holland
Finally, the seeds of doubt have sprouted!