"Move, I'm a car!" - Kevin "I'd get royalties from cheese companies!" - Brian "Move, hippies!" - Me "Fireworks are too expensive to last forever." - Cody "I can do it to myself and to others." - Mary, 09/24/02 "Believe me, I've tried it all. It doesn't put hair ANYWHERE!" - Justin, 09/15/02 "I made a decision and a backup plan. If pharmacy school doesn't work out for me, I'm going to be a flying monkey." - Sekhar, 09/01/02 "I bid you all... a door." - Jenny, 08/23/02 "I will not be held responsible for any orgasms you girls have over the food I cook. Oh, wait, yes I will!" - Charles, 08/22/02 *Summer 2002* "Yum!" - Brian "Under rule 192,992 in the Keri book of law, that is forbidden; unless overruled by rule number 2,838,128: "If Keri is horny, there is always a loophole." - Dave "You're pretty hard-core, Keri D!" - Annette "No horror is unimaginable to the man who knows not love." - Sea Quest (Jessica) "Bad sex is its own punishment." - Cody "Hey! Don't throw my olive green!" - Alison "Thankfully, all I collect is dust." - Cody "I think the people who tab this shit are retarded and deaf." - Charles "Whaaa da baaa da ba!" - Cody "Hey, there's some hot girls! Too bad they're with some h... uh, some guys." - Brian "It has been proven impossible to get frostbite on a 65 degree night in June." "I can buy a rottweiler and name him Bitey!" - Charles "I know that's what I told you. But I'm an idiot!" - Mike Csonka "When we were born, CDs hadn't been invented yet; Most people had no idea what the internet was; and the Cosby Show, which is currently airing on Nick at Nite, was on NBC for the first time." *Summer 2002* "Spotted owls, take note: you serve no purpose, I have a gun, and your feathers make a pretty neat hat." - Anonymous essay, 05/04/02 "There are 10,000 ways to kill a man. Only 3 involve a goat." - Jed, 05/03/02 "Here comes the joker: we all must laugh, cause we're all in this together, and we love to take a bath." - Phish, 05/02/02 "How often have you smoked up in class, Danielle?" - 05/01/02 "If carrots could get you drunk, rabbits would be messed up." - Charles, 04/29/02 "No, Springfest wasn't as cold as the Relay for Life, but it was much, much wetter." - 04/28/02 "37 degrees is good walking temperature... to Emily. I consider it good sleeping in tent under blanket weather, personally." - 04/27/02 "You know life is beautiful when you can be mesmirized by frozen jello for twenty minutes." - 04/26/02 "Yes, it's a topless carwash. We do convertibles for free." :) 04/25/02 "Emily's powers of persuasion are awesome... but she signed my slambook, so it's OK." - 04/24/02 "I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something. And because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do the something I can do." - Edward Everatte Hale, 04/23/02 "Just because everything is different doesn't mean anything has changed." - Anonymous, 04/22/02 "1 banquet + 8 senior sobs + 1 meeting + 1 party make for a VERY late night out!" - 04/21-02 "This marks the first year in 4 that I haven't had to put up with people celebrating today's date!" - 04/20/02 "As hard as I try, I really cannot think of anything to do with 2 coffee cans and 3 rolls of toilet paper." - 04/19/02 "No, Keri, Tiajuana is the happiest place on earth." - Chris, 04/18/02 "Cool Ridge must be the happiest place on earth (besides Disney World, of course)." "All is nothing in moderation. It's a dirty feeling, but it makes you stronger. I believe I'm just plain tired." - Rob Thomas, 04/16/02 "I got food poisoning this weekend. Guess I should have known better when the burger was called The Big Buford." - Charles, 04/15/02 "Your hands and feet are mangoes. You're going to be a genius anyway." - Phish, 04/14/02 "It's not fair!!!!" <3 - 04/13/02 "Toucan Sam just looks so happy!" - Hema, 04/12/02 "So, is purgatory just an eternity of 'eh'?" - Drew, 04/11/02 "Calories don't count when you consume them with two or more people." - Maria, 04/10/02 "In 1982 they imposed the new drinking law. Thinking about it, that year really would've sucked if I hadn't been born." - Chris, 04/08/02 Are 2am fire drills one of those character-building experiences our parents are always telling us about? - 04/07/02 "You only need two best friends... Vladdy and Mary. Life will be good." - Jen, 04/06/02 "Tu quoque," or "You are your own worst critic." 04/05/02 "Hey, at least they named you Keri instead of... Lubriderm." - Dave, 04/04/02 "I love Kermit! He's my fave! He's green!" - Hema, 04/03/02 "No no no, Drewball, not Calvinball!" - Drew, 04/02/02 "Dude! He's just like Yoda or some shit!" - Charles, 03/26/02 Where is it written that I have to be PERFECT!??? - 03/21/02 "I ain't afraid of no ghosts." - 03/16/02 "Be careful - i hear chris has a delinquent in his pants." - 03/02 "Toga! Toga! Toga!" - 03/15/02 "This day was not very thought-provoking." - 03/02

thoughts of the day became quite popular in school freshman year, but i'm the only one who has kept them going, to my knowledge. i have a little notebook where i write them down, and i'm going to keep them here to the best of my ability. the author of each is quoted, and when it's not, that means i've made the brilliant statement. i have noted the date except for the summers, when quotes are rather few and far between. some of these are thoughtful, most are funny. enjoy. :)