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Presenting Myles Eating a Twinkie
No, not just any twinkie, a twinkie directly out of Dangerous Darrin (of Goldfinger fame)'s butthole. This photograph was taken at the June 15, 2003 Goldfinger show in Vancouver, BC @ The Commodore Ballroom. Special thanks to Jamie for sending this picture to me. I scoured message boards with the slim hope of finding a photograph, and the gods have smiled upon me...
Myles is identifiable by the green hat
angled upwards under the man with no pants.
You see, Goldfinger has this weird thing about getting a fan to eat a twinkie from between Darrin's sweaty, hairy, butt cheeks... When they shouted out "Who's brave!?" everyone started shouting and jumping and yelling... But when they asked "Who's brave enough to eat a twinkie out of Darrin's asshole!?" the cries of "Me, me! Pick me!" died down abruptly.
Thankfully, Andrew and I managed to grab Myles, hoist him onto our shoulders and toss him onto the raging sea of fans, where he was promptly pulled onto stage. After some dilly dallying and a few cries of "Fuck you Myles!" mimicked with "Fuck you Vancouver!", Myles got down to business. He wasn't shy about it either, getting his face right in there to suck out every bit of twinkie possible.
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