| "Never being nice to someone is like never learning how to walk."--Scott Irish |
| "Even kittens get the blues"--Marlena Vogt |
| "I'm doing the fancy conductor thing 'casuse I can!"--Litwiller |
| "Watch out for flying shoes: they're everywhere!"--Kristel Powell |
| "JUST EAT THE FOOD!"--Mel |
| "Good life in luck"--Kathy Watring |
| "Just hop into the dryer 'cause you're all washed up!"--John Conway |
| "Augh...my chin is falling off!"--Jacob Hackman |
| "My swimsuit's bigger than this pool...er...I mean... yeah nevermind."--Saber Ellebracht |
| "Sorry my parents are so evil"--Mitch Livingston |
| *ring*..."Um...it's for you..."--Lady at Aardvarks when me and Mal were "abandonded." |
| "BLARK!!!"- me |
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| "My vocabulary was expanding...'till I saw you..."--Stephen Perry |
| "If it makes you feel any better, my lips are chapped..."- me |
| "Grrrrrr....."-Mallory Again |
| "I'm going to wait until it starts snowing, then I am going to take your shoes and make you run in it!"-Woody |
| "My spit is your spit"-Mallory Again |
| "It's all over me...I guess I will just have to LICK it off!"-Mallory Again. |
| "On days like this, I'm happy to be a slut!"-Jayna Ginter |
| "When Ah tawlk, yew dew not tawlk. Ah wawn't to see awll ahhs and NO teeth!"- Mr. Jones |
| "Mine are 34B...seriously"-Wishes to remain anyonomous |
| "I hope that when I'm old and all kinds of wrinkly, I hope that i'm still really awesome and not retarted...like my dog."-Saber Ellebracht. |
| "You are the beauty queen of my heart."-Haley Powell |
| "The Bible has a word to describe 'safe sex'--it's called marriage."-Garey Smalley |
| "Look at me...it's the retarded trumpet player!"-Justin Herdzina |
| "Caren Caren Rudd!"- Robert Stretz |
| "Landodt!"-Mitch Livingston |
| "Gloopy cheenah with nagoy panhandles; big kartoffel gulliver made grahnzy cal."-Mitch Livingston |
| "Hey! You're log-in name spells CRUDD! That's funny!"-Mrs. Singer. |
| "I was attacked by a female deer."-Mallory Again. |
| "Pity the girls as they giggle their way to and from the Gap."-Sara Turley |
| "If people didn't speak Spanish in Spanish Club, then it would just be a club."-Keith Bradley |
| "I want a small Chinese man named 'Ping Pong!'"-Mitch Livingston |
| "They're [pantyhose] not very comfortable...or good to sleep in, either."-Mitch Livingston |
| "He's my ex-boyfriend. Trust me....he's BIG!"-Amy Schnetzler |
| "Pickles are yummy. Friends are a lot like pickles. Friends are yummy, too"-Alicia Embry |