| The Bar of Keoki's Pool Hall |
| Welcome and have a seat. On tap tonight we have a fine selection of brew, signature mixed drinks, and we even have the delicacy of Pepsi in a Bowl. You can only find it here folks! There's something new going on every night at Keoki's Pool Hall, so here's a run down of our specials by day. |
| Monday: Kileua Killer Night! This volcano has errupted and all red drinks from Killion's to Daquiri's are just $2. |
| Tuesday: White Russian Night! Commonly referred to as Vladimir's Strip Tease, all Kaluha White Russians are just $2.50 |
| Wednesday: Magic 8~Ball Night! $0.50 games of 8-Ball Pool upstairs and Free psychic readings from Kemi. |
| Thursday: Kareoke Night! show off your talent at on our stage. Winner takes home $25! Also it's the Dreaded Tournament Night! (Staff IS eligible for play) |
| Friday: View Askew Vulgarian Night! That's right, it's a screening of Kevin Smith's finest--Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy of Dogma--complete with shot games. Beware the Shared Moment! |
| Saturday: Saturday Night Sabre Fight! Yup, go at it against our Jedi Masters. May the Force be with you. |
| Sunday: Everyone Gets Leid! No, pervert, it's not what you think. Long Island Iced Teas are on special for just $2.50 |
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| Signature Drinks: |
| The Keoki Yes, this one is named after our proprietor. It's Hawaiian Punch, a shot of Peachtree Schnaaps, Sauza Tequila. Shaken, not stirred. |
| The Licker Blue Margarita Tantalizing Tarantula Blue Agave Margarita. Licker prefers it with a salted rim, but if you'd rather have sugar just ask for a Candy Blue. |
| The Lava Lamp Get lit with one of our favorites. A chaser of Aftershock follows this crowd pleaser. |
| Orange Ivan Vladimir brings us this classic with a new twist. A Smirnoff Screwdriver, Orange Juilius style. |
| The Crazy Ivan Vladimir's second creation during is tending days. A Smirnoff Screwdriver mixed with his own choices of fruit juices. No two are ever the same. |
| Pepsi in a Bowl The name speaks the truth. Get your Pepsi in a bowl and drink it coconut style. |
| The Suicide Yes, this non-alcoholic beverage is an oldy but a goody. We make the best suicides at our soda fountain. |
| Thin Mint You thought it was just a cookie. We take Peppermint Schnaaps and mix it with Yoohoo. Try it, you'll love it! |
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| Steven and some friends! |
| Joey and Joe |