Punch Drunk! Keoki's Newsletter

Wow, time flies when you're having fun! There's alot to keep you up on. So let's dig right in!

First, we've got some pictures. That trip we took last year to South Carolina....well, we have pictures! We also have some pics of a hiking trip we took through the Iao Valley here on Maui...let's see.. OH and a few pics of drunk us-es at a party we had at Keoki's humble abode. Click here to see these masterpieces!

Second, we have a couple of announcements with our staff. Sadly we have to say goodbye to one of our friends. Kanobi has been fired. He was charged with High Treason and overall assholism therefore he has been kicked off the island. It was fun while it lasted and this doesn't mean the end of the Saturday Night Sabrefight. Kat has jumped at the oppurtunity to claim her spot as Hall Jedi Master and will be kicking ass and taking names this weekend.

Other staff news: Vladimir is going to be coming home soon. He is doing very well and sends his love to all those who have been asking about him. Santino misses his counterpart immensely. So, we're going to be getting him a new playmate. That's right. We have a couple job openings. Bouncers, porn stars and wait staff....we need you! So hussle over and fill out our application. It's on the Krew page. Also, Kalikikopa is doing well in his place of hiding. All of his problems have been remedied, it's just a matter of finding out where he's going to land. There is a possiblility he'll come back and reclaim his spot behind the bar but (trust me) it would not be wise to hold one's breath waiting on that punk ass. I've been waiting for a few years now. *sigh*

Hmmm...what else? Oh! We've got a spectacular Halloween party planned for (you guessed it) next Wednesday. Pop in in costume and the best ones get prizes. The Krew is going to give hte patrons a run for their money though. We've got a few people dressing as the X-Men. I'm Rogue (bwahhahaha). Keoki will be Professor X. (Teheheh, a bald cap and wheel chair do not Xavier make). Also, Cat and the Pussy Boys will be performing Saturday night and at our Bash. So pop in for some good tunes.

I think that's about it. OH, thanks to all those who participated in our Redheaded Red Cross Fund Drive. We raised alot of money as well as morale for those involved in the Nation's tragedy.

enjoy the new stuff on the site. We hope to be bringing you more changes quite often.

See ya!

!~Kemi~!

Quite a scare this morning, eh? Well, our prayers go out to those families involved in the crash. There's really not much else to say about that.

Keoki here with your update. Why am I doing this? Well it seems our little Kemi is too busy to keep you abreast of the Hall. It seems she's just too good for us all. Okay, fine, she's not. She's actually been busy trying to manage her very dizzying love life. She's "sorta" seeing somebody while still hopeless over Kopa. This somebody and Kemi are good friends, have been for a while, but have decided to take things very slowly. All the while there is drama with Kemi and Kopa...when isn't there? So, that's news. I will add my own commentary...this new guy (who shall until later remain nameless) has done wonders for her. He treats her like a queen and genuinely loves her, not to mention the fact that she hasn't been this happy in...well a damn long time. (Sorry, Kopa, this guy does things for her that you don't...*hint hint*)

The Halloween show went off without a hitch. All of us had a great time and we tried something new. Keoki Kareoke took itself into a stage show. Sure, we had guest Kareoke, but the Krew did all out productions (lip synching and otherwise) the guys dancing to some Backstreet (I'm the most adorable AJ!), the ladies doing some Lady Marmalade (Kyra makes a great Mya) and alotta solo performances. To give you some insight...Kemi performed her ironic and throaty rendition of "Witchy Woman", Kopa had to be a smart ass and do "Copa Cabana" (what, I didn't mention he was in town for that? oops. Trick or Treat), what else...Oh Kemi and Licker did Jaded (My my candy blue). Licker performed her tribute to NiN by doing "Closer"...she can be such a bad girl sometimes!Yours truly HAD to do "Fight For Your Right To Party", Phoenix....well, I won't tell you what he did. You have to see it. Alot of mixed groups. The Ladies did "Bitch", we all got together for Hotel California...we even got the crowd into it. It's going to be a new feature since it went so well. All parties involved had a stellar time.

Also, the big news...we have a new Krew member....he has yet to be "christened" with a Krew name but I can tell you that this fly boy fits right in with the rest of us psychos. He'll be tending bar and also working on our latest ad campaign.

Tournament this week...sure to be a blast. Oh, all proceeds don't go to the winner...they're going to the Red Cross. We're trying to do our part here at the Hall and since most of us are recently tattooed/pierced we can't give blood. (And those that aren't inked are deathly afraid of needles.)

so, that's about it. As we head toward the Holidays there will be less time on the computers but that doesn't mean we're not having fun or having events. You know us....we're pretty impromptu. So stop by or email for info and you'll probably get a better gist of the schedule than checking here. We'll try to get on here more often but with Kemi now romantically indisposed it may not happen *dodges flying objects from Kemi*.

Peace out ya'll. Hang Loose!
Keoki