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| December 10, 2002 |
| Friends, I come to you today with mixed emotions. Ya see, today is my last day at the Hall for a while. Yup, Kemi...the first of the Krew...the Pandora, The Prima Wahine herself...is leaving. I can't explain other than its something I have to do. I'll still maintain the page, I'll still keep in touch with everyone here at the Hall. They're my family. I love them all and I'll never forget any of them. I am who I am because of these people! I know...none of us ever expected this to happen. But the rug has been pulled out from under me and I'm going to have to start weaving a new one. In other news...the world is turning quite nicely. We started working with a new PR girl...she's great for our advertising, she's taken some amazing pictures of the Krew. So of course we're going to do 2 things...we're going to show you the pics and we're going to name her as the newest member of the Krew. (She has yet to say yes to this, so we'll keep her bio to ourselves until we have her consent to post.) At the moment we have a select version of the proofs...there are pics of Me, Licker, Phoenix and Kyra. We'll try to get as many as possible up on the page. At the moment, ya just have to make due with those of me. Hmm, what else...The Hall Christmas Party is coming up. Me Lay Kalikikopa (one of our favorite bands masquerading in a new name) will be our guest band of honor. Oh! This weekend Licker and I are making an excursion to see Dave Matthews Band in chilly Chicago. Yup...we care. Well, I care...I just need someone to go with. (No, I"m not moving to Chicago.) So at this time I'll wish you a good-bye of sorts. We'll still see eachother here. And I'll carry a piece of all of you with me my whole life. I love you. *Hang loose* !~Kemi~! |
| February 14, 2003 |
| BOO!!! HAHAHAHA, it's the wicked witch of the Midwest, folks! I'm baaaaaaaack. Well, only for a small gathering. That's right, limited engagedment...Kemi's at the Hall. Tonight there's a special "National Single's Awareness Day" show... the band is called Heartless Spoon (They're Dull, So They'll Hurt More) --that's a bitch of a marquee-- and they're one of our favorites in a masquerade a la the holiday. So the catch is this...all y'all with significant others...well, you're non people tonight. You have to pay ALOT for your drinks tonight and your servers will treat you like ass. As for those who are single, damn skippy you're treated like fuckin royalty. Everyone knows that this Krew loves one another dearly...and today is no exception. We celebrated the totally regular Friday by stabbing ourselves in a group Pierce Fest. Navels, Lebrets and Industrials all around! How's stuff here at the Hall? Well, alot has been happening in our little 2 month intermission The Dave show rocked, Kyra's kicking ass left and right. She decided to take a small sabbatical (recently returned for our Non-Love-In) to see new things...the mountains of Colorado, caribu and men who flush toilets. While in Colorado she visited with Vladimir...Vladimir is doing well...he's moved on to coaching defense for a little known team in the Rockies...some group of meatheads called the Avalanche? He sends his love and Crazy Ivans. Phoenix is ... well lighting things ablaze often.. Hearts, underwear and our bar...all in flames cuz he has some pyro technic fascination. Kopa did a small tour with his new band (and sends his regards...*whimper, I've missed the Punk Ass* but that's really all he's been up to other than thriving across the street in his own bar.... and as for Licker... well... She's growing up. Yup, our little girl who used to cringe at the sight of a bottle of Cuervo is now addicted to a new concoction of her own doing...the Licker Blue Margarita... Tantalizing Tarantula Blue Agave Margarita with her stamp of approval. Hey, if you want sugar on the rim, just ask for a Candy Blue! Other activities of Licker's include a successful art opening (with 3 more in the near future), a quick run of strep throat (complete with a shot in the ass) and some drunken titty grabbing. Come on, folks, you've never lived til you have seen Candy "licker" Blue grope herself while singing "Rub on yo' titties!". Keoki...still the hustler, still the man...I've missed that bastard! He's letting me shack up with him for a bit and trying to council me on life. Says I should runaway to Hollywood and date Angelina Jolie. ... While the idea has merit, I just never saw myself living in Hollywood... As for me...your Prima Wahine is alive and well...though none too happy about the state of things. Keep the faith my friends...great to see you! !~Kemi~! Upcoming Shows and Events: 2/14 -- Heartless Spoon (etc.) 2/15 -- Sidewalk Chalk 2/18 -- Survival of the Shitty (table top Anniversary Show) 2/27 -- Gentleman's Smoker (acoustic) 3/3 -- P. Nutbutter and the Jelly Kings 3/15 -- Blind Ides 3/23-3/24 -- Birthday Bashes...Come get pissed with the Krew and 3 of your favorite bands!!! 4/6 -- Wahine's Gone Wild, special birthday show for the Prima Wahine! |