The Rules of Being a Ronin Warrior
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And what doesn't count)
1. You must have an armor. No, that plastic Power Rangers mask you wore for Halloween four years ago doesn't count as a helmet.

2. You must have a weapon. A spatula is not a weapon, even though Cye uses one very well.

3. You must be brave. Tasting Rowen's cooking is not the brave we're looking for.

4. You must be perseverant. Continuing to try and solve the mystery of Sage's hair does not count.

5. You must have hope. We mean hoping that you will survive another day, not hoping that Santa will get you a flamethrower.

6. You must encourage one another. Hint: Hitting a fellow Ronin Warrior with White Blaze's tail is not encouraging, smart, or safe.
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