Episode Nine
Chaos (as if it weren't already)
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Mitsu-chan: *crawls out from under the computer desk* YO!!!! Episode nine!! Woo hoo!!!!! I know it�s been forever, but it�s been awhile since anything interesting has happened here at Mitsu�s mansion. Well, besides Catlyn switching Yusuke�s hair gel with glue. That was really funny.

Yusuke: >.< I�ll get you for that, Catlyn!!!!

Mitsu-chan: Anyway, let�s go downstairs and see what everyone is doing.

*Mitsu-chan goes out of the room, but hears the shower running in the bathroom. She knocks on the door*

Mitsu-chan: Helloooo?

*Duo�s sobbing is heard and a few minutes later, thousands of tiny voices are heard, screaming, ABANDON SHIP!!!! Mitsu-chan looks down to see thousands of little FLAB bunnies scurry from in the bathroom. Mitsu-chan raises an eyebrow*

Duo: AHHHHHHHHH! THOSE THINGS WERE IN MY HAIR!!!!!! *Runs out the door, knocking Mitsu-chan to the floor, and dashes downstairs.*

*Catlyn, James, Anubis, Yugi and Yami are sitting at the kitchen table, eating breakfast. All look up as Duo enters.*

Duo: The bunnies!! *Twitch* They were in *Twitch* my hair!!! AH! No bunnies! NO BUNNIES!!!!

James: *Raises an eyebrow and walks up to Duo* You are a sorry sight. Driven insane because of a few bunnies. Sheesh. *pokes his afro* And what�s all this? You should take better care of your hair!

Duo: *Punches James*

James: AHH!

Duo: *his afro wiggles, then begins to lose all the water it had been storing. Waterfalls pour from all sides, pouring out lost combs, and a few extra FLAB bunnies* AHH! * a huge safe drops from his hair. Many adult FLAB bunnies run in, pick up the safe and scurry out* *feels his hair. It is soft and nicely combed again.* Oh!!! My hair!!!!! It ish beautiful again!!!!!

Catlyn: *smirks*
Not for looooong... *turns to Cherpony* *whispers* Cherpony, will you do me a favor?

Cherpony: *nods*

Duo: *frolics about the kitchen, happy with the return of his beautiful hair.* It�s baaaack! It�s baaack! It�s baaaack! *suddenly stops as ten combs, each as big as him appear and begin marching toward him.*

Combs: Doom on you! Doom on you!! Doom on you!!! DOOM ON YOU!!!!

Duo: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *runs out of the room, screaming*

Catlyn: *eyes shift right, left. Holds out the chibifying gun and aims in a random direction. She fires* YAY!!!!

Yami: AGH!!!! *turns into mini Pharaoh* Goo goo gah!

Yugi: Yami! AGH! *Turns into mini Pharaoh* Goo goo gah!

James: ......O.o Which one is which?

Anubis: I don�t know, but one of them is headed for the back yard. *calmly points at the back door*

Kitty: *from X-men appears* Like, what was that? OOF!!!

Rogue: *lands on her* Where am I?

Kitty: You mean, like, where are we? Like, get off me!!

Rogue: *stands and helps Kitty to her feet* Why is everyone staring at us? And who are you people?

Catlyn: It�s Rogue and Kitty! Wahooooooooo! *Jumps onto Rogue�s shoulder, which is bare* ZAP!!! Duh! Duh! Duh! *passes out in a heap on the floor*

Rogue: *turns into a slightly different Catlyn* What the-? I don�t like this!

Kitty: *Rogue up and pets her* Aww, like, how cute!!

Koenma: *stumbles into the kitchen, panting* Beware!!! *twitch! Twitch* Beware the GIANT *twitch* WEENER RAT!!!!!!!!!

Kitty-chan: O.o

Rogue: O.o

James: O.o

Anubis: O.o

Baby one-of-the-Yugi�s: O.o

Cherpony and Flessa: *snirk*

James: Hey, what about that little Pharaoh twerp?

Ash: *walks in, yawning* Someone call me?

Pikachu: Pika?

Flessa: *throws a rock at Pikachu�s head* GRRRRRR!

Pikachu: Pika!!!!! *rubs its head* Piiiiiiikaaaaaa... CHUUUUUUUUU!!!!

Ash: @.@ AHHHHHHHH!

Flessa: @.@ AHHHHHHHH!

Cherpony: @.@ AHHHHHHHH!

James: @.@ AHHHHHHHH!

Rogue: @.@ AHHHHHHHH!

Kitty: @.@ AHHHHHHHH!

Baby one-of-the-Yugis: @.@ AHHHHHHHH!

Anubis: @.@ AHHHHHHHH!

Khrillin: AHHHHHH!! STUPID RAT!! KAMEHAMEHAAAAA!!!

Pikachu: *is fried*

Ash: Pikachu! No! *drops to his knees* Is there a pokemon center anywhere around here?

Khrillin: Kamehameha!

Ash: *is also fried* AGH!

Mitsu-chan: *comes in and slaps Khrillin* Idiot! You! *points at Anubis and Khrillin* Take these guys to the Hospital Wing! Khrillin, if you preform one more of those Kamehamehas, I will personally twist your head off!!

Anubis: She�d do it too! Come on, Khrillin! *they leave, taking Pikachu and Ash with them*

Mitsu-chan: Why are there two Catlyns? One is bad enough!

Rogue: *turns back to normal* I am not a Catlyn! I am Rogue!

Mitsu-chan: I see... sooooooooooo...

Catlyn: *Wakes up* Ohhhhhhh... oh yeah. Rogue�s power. Whatever!

James: Uhhhh... is anyone going to get that baby Pharaoh? *points at back door*

Mitsu-chan: Oh boy......!

To Be Continued.....................!
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