| Episode Nine Chaos (as if it weren't already) |
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| ........................................................ Mitsu-chan: *crawls out from under the computer desk* YO!!!! Episode nine!! Woo hoo!!!!! I know it�s been forever, but it�s been awhile since anything interesting has happened here at Mitsu�s mansion. Well, besides Catlyn switching Yusuke�s hair gel with glue. That was really funny. Yusuke: >.< I�ll get you for that, Catlyn!!!! Mitsu-chan: Anyway, let�s go downstairs and see what everyone is doing. *Mitsu-chan goes out of the room, but hears the shower running in the bathroom. She knocks on the door* Mitsu-chan: Helloooo? *Duo�s sobbing is heard and a few minutes later, thousands of tiny voices are heard, screaming, ABANDON SHIP!!!! Mitsu-chan looks down to see thousands of little FLAB bunnies scurry from in the bathroom. Mitsu-chan raises an eyebrow* Duo: AHHHHHHHHH! THOSE THINGS WERE IN MY HAIR!!!!!! *Runs out the door, knocking Mitsu-chan to the floor, and dashes downstairs.* *Catlyn, James, Anubis, Yugi and Yami are sitting at the kitchen table, eating breakfast. All look up as Duo enters.* Duo: The bunnies!! *Twitch* They were in *Twitch* my hair!!! AH! No bunnies! NO BUNNIES!!!! James: *Raises an eyebrow and walks up to Duo* You are a sorry sight. Driven insane because of a few bunnies. Sheesh. *pokes his afro* And what�s all this? You should take better care of your hair! Duo: *Punches James* James: AHH! Duo: *his afro wiggles, then begins to lose all the water it had been storing. Waterfalls pour from all sides, pouring out lost combs, and a few extra FLAB bunnies* AHH! * a huge safe drops from his hair. Many adult FLAB bunnies run in, pick up the safe and scurry out* *feels his hair. It is soft and nicely combed again.* Oh!!! My hair!!!!! It ish beautiful again!!!!! Catlyn: *smirks* Not for looooong... *turns to Cherpony* *whispers* Cherpony, will you do me a favor? Cherpony: *nods* Duo: *frolics about the kitchen, happy with the return of his beautiful hair.* It�s baaaack! It�s baaack! It�s baaaack! *suddenly stops as ten combs, each as big as him appear and begin marching toward him.* Combs: Doom on you! Doom on you!! Doom on you!!! DOOM ON YOU!!!! Duo: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *runs out of the room, screaming* Catlyn: *eyes shift right, left. Holds out the chibifying gun and aims in a random direction. She fires* YAY!!!! Yami: AGH!!!! *turns into mini Pharaoh* Goo goo gah! Yugi: Yami! AGH! *Turns into mini Pharaoh* Goo goo gah! James: ......O.o Which one is which? Anubis: I don�t know, but one of them is headed for the back yard. *calmly points at the back door* Kitty: *from X-men appears* Like, what was that? OOF!!! Rogue: *lands on her* Where am I? Kitty: You mean, like, where are we? Like, get off me!! Rogue: *stands and helps Kitty to her feet* Why is everyone staring at us? And who are you people? Catlyn: It�s Rogue and Kitty! Wahooooooooo! *Jumps onto Rogue�s shoulder, which is bare* ZAP!!! Duh! Duh! Duh! *passes out in a heap on the floor* Rogue: *turns into a slightly different Catlyn* What the-? I don�t like this! Kitty: *Rogue up and pets her* Aww, like, how cute!! Koenma: *stumbles into the kitchen, panting* Beware!!! *twitch! Twitch* Beware the GIANT *twitch* WEENER RAT!!!!!!!!! Kitty-chan: O.o Rogue: O.o James: O.o Anubis: O.o Baby one-of-the-Yugi�s: O.o Cherpony and Flessa: *snirk* James: Hey, what about that little Pharaoh twerp? Ash: *walks in, yawning* Someone call me? Pikachu: Pika? Flessa: *throws a rock at Pikachu�s head* GRRRRRR! Pikachu: Pika!!!!! *rubs its head* Piiiiiiikaaaaaa... CHUUUUUUUUU!!!! Ash: @.@ AHHHHHHHH! Flessa: @.@ AHHHHHHHH! Cherpony: @.@ AHHHHHHHH! James: @.@ AHHHHHHHH! Rogue: @.@ AHHHHHHHH! Kitty: @.@ AHHHHHHHH! Baby one-of-the-Yugis: @.@ AHHHHHHHH! Anubis: @.@ AHHHHHHHH! Khrillin: AHHHHHH!! STUPID RAT!! KAMEHAMEHAAAAA!!! Pikachu: *is fried* Ash: Pikachu! No! *drops to his knees* Is there a pokemon center anywhere around here? Khrillin: Kamehameha! Ash: *is also fried* AGH! Mitsu-chan: *comes in and slaps Khrillin* Idiot! You! *points at Anubis and Khrillin* Take these guys to the Hospital Wing! Khrillin, if you preform one more of those Kamehamehas, I will personally twist your head off!! Anubis: She�d do it too! Come on, Khrillin! *they leave, taking Pikachu and Ash with them* Mitsu-chan: Why are there two Catlyns? One is bad enough! Rogue: *turns back to normal* I am not a Catlyn! I am Rogue! Mitsu-chan: I see... sooooooooooo... Catlyn: *Wakes up* Ohhhhhhh... oh yeah. Rogue�s power. Whatever! James: Uhhhh... is anyone going to get that baby Pharaoh? *points at back door* Mitsu-chan: Oh boy......! To Be Continued.....................! |
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