Flessa and Cherpony Unite!
Heero: GET THESE FREAKIN� BUNNIES AWAY FROM ME!!!!
Mitsu-chan: *looks after him* Freak.
Catlyn: *jumps up on the side of the pool and aims the chibifying gun at a random character; the victim happens to be Yusuke who shrinks to the size of a toddler begins failing helplessly about, not being able to swim.* YAAAAAAAAHH!!!
Yusuke: *drowning*
Kurama: *doesn�t even look at Yusuke as he picks him up and unceremoniously tossed him out of the below ground pool, onto the deck*
Keiko: Yusuke! Are you all right? *runs down to see baby Yusuke peeking out from beneath his swimming trunks which are now about as big as he is. He stays inside untill Keiko runs up and wraps the trunks around him and cradles him like a baby, Yusuke seems to enjoy it.*
Koenma: What are you trying to pull?! Are you trying to make toddlers look bad?! You should be ashamed of yourself!
Catlyn: *looks at Koenma, a murderous gleam in her eye. Koenma and braces himself for the beating of his life as Cherpony appears beside Catlyn and Catlyn climbs on and brandishes the Chibifying gun, about to charge the small ruler.* RAAAAAAHHHHH!!! *Jean Grey suddenly appears next to Catlyn and Catlyn looks over and growls loudly at Jean* STUPID... TELEKINETIC... FREAKY... STUPID-PERSON!!! DIEEEEEE!!!!!! *attacks Jean who is running around the yard in circles screaming her head off and asking what the heck is going on*
Koenma: *amidst the confusion, escapes, but does not go unnoticed, he makes a mad dash for the house*
Catlyn: *looks over to see Koenma sneaking away* *motions to Flessa who has suddenly appeared* *dismounts Cherpony and continues chasing Jean on all fours, and points after Koenma and the two bound off toward the house* *turns back to Jean* DIIEEEEEE FREEEEAAAAKKK!!!!!!!
Jean: *screams*
*Inside*
Koenma: *wipes a drop of sweat from his forehead as he makes it to the upstairs hall and heads for his room* Whew! I thought I was a gonner! I�m glad I�m outta there. I hope she doesn�t hold a grudge.
Flessa: *hiding in the rafters above Koenma* *snicker* *drops onto Koenma�s head, but his hat throws Flessa to the floor, Flessa jumps to her feet and turns black, growling loudly*
Koenma: *flinches* AAAAHHH!!! *Flessa somehow grows about nine feet high and Koenma looks on in horror* G-G-GIANT W-WEENER RAT!!!!!!!!!!! *Flessa lifts up her leg like a boy ferret would* NOOOOO!!!!! *lifts up his arms as if a waterfall was about to come down on his poor unprotected body* *Flessa pees on him*
*all the others have heard the scream and came running, minus Duo who is in the bathroom sitting on the chair, trying to comb out his massive afro, and look down the hall. They are astonished and a bit disturbed to see Flessa quietly peeing on Koenma�s shoe as a boy ferret would do, and Koenma looked like a waterfall was being unleashed on his head, screaming bloody murder* *all look down to see Cherpony looking around the corner, snickering quietly*
Koenma: *collapses, his eyes are all swirly and Flessa and Cherpony happily walk off together.* *TWITCH!! TWITCH!!
Baby Yusuke: *thoroughly miffed is lying in Keiko�s arms, with a blue onezee on, and a blue pacifier in his mouth* Grumble grumble.
Keiko: Awww, Yusuke. Are you going to be okay?
Baby Yusuke: *shniff shniff* *looks about to say something as he spits the pacifier out and looks at her* WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! *wailing like a baby* *after a few seconds, he stops and stares straight ahead, unblinking, and unmoving*
Keiko: Baby Yusuke?
Baby Yusuke: *shniff shniff*
Catlyn: *prances in with a huge grin on her face* Once again. Chloroform is your friend! *motions to Flessa and Cherpony who follow her downstairs*
Mitsu-chan: *picks Catlyn up by the scruff of the neck and pulls her close* Where is Jean?
Catlyn: *big innocent smile* Jean who?
Mitsu-chan: Tell me where you hurt her and where you left her!
Catlyn: What incentive do I have? *crosses arms*
Mitsu-chan: *raises eyebrows* Pin?
Catlyn: *TOING!!!* Outsideinthegarden!!!! PINPINPINPINPINPINPINPIN!!!!!!
Mitsu-chan: *hands her a shiny kitten pin with a bell attached to a spring that hooked to the kitten�s collar* Here. Now get outta here!
Catlyn: *bounds off bouncing back to the living room, Cherpony and Flessa bouncing off after her.*
Mitsu-chan: *runs outside along with everyone else* *they run around to the garden on the side of the house and stop dead in their tracks* *GASP!* CATLYN!!!!!!!
Jean: *spits a tulip out of her mouth* *she is buried up to her neck in soil, and a flower has been planted in a lump of soil on top of her head, she looks as if she just woke up from a nap* Would you mind telling me what�s going on?
Mitsu-chan: I am soooooo sorry! That was my younger sister. *explains the Catlyn�s tree thing and the effects of the chibifying gun*
Jean: You mean that�s true?! Kurt, Scott and Mr. McCoy were raving about all that. So they�re not insane?
Mitsu-chan: Of course not!
Jean: I hope we can get them out of that looney bin.
Mitsu-chan: O_O
Jean: *shrugs as best as she can buried such as she is*
Mitsu-chan: Hey! Kurama, Inu-Yasha, Sesshomaru, and James! Go get a bunch of shovel from the shed on the other side of the house. Bring quite a few.
Sesshomaru: *others nod and take off, but he stands still* Why us? I�m not taking orders from you!
Mitsu-chan: GO! *death glare!* GO OR YOU WILL LOSE YOUR SECURITY BLANKET FOR TONIGHT!!!
Sesshomaru: *hugs the thing on his shoulder and bounds off after Inu-Yasha, James, and Kurama*
Mitsu-chan: That was easy enough! *a few minutes, the four return and pass out shovels to most of the characters, and the huge group begins tearing at the soil, trying to dig Jean out. After about ten minutes, almost all of the soil has been pulled away, and Mitsu-chan begins to try and pull Jean out as the others continue to dig*
Keiko: *she and baby Yusuke have been watching this whole time. Yusuke is still zoned out, and hasn�t blinked since he wailed earlier* Keep going guys!
Yusuke: *suddenly turns big again and is magically in his old green school uniform* *squishes Keiko* *curls up into a ball and lies there as Keiko pushes him off*
Jean: *Mitsu-chan is still trying to pull Jean out and suddenly she disappears.* Whoa!
Mitsu-chan: *SIGH!*
*Later*
Yusuke: *lying on the couch, still unblinking, curled in a ball, in the basement* *twitch twitch*
Heero: *walks by, his ten bunnies following him closely* What the-? Yusuke? What�s up? *after about a minute when Yusuke doesn�t answer, Heero shrugs and continues to head back upstairs* *the worshipper bunnies are following him, but five of them in the middle put their candles away and pull out little signs and hold them up*
Bunny 1: F
Bunny 2: R
Bunny 3: E
Bunny 4: A
Bunny 5: K
*they begins hopping sideways and holding the signs up as they quietly chant*
Bunnies: FREAK FREAK FREAK FREAK FREAK FREAK!!!
Yusuke: *twitch twitch*