Chibifier
Mitsu-chan: *hangs from ceiling and falls in front of Computer* Hey all!!! Ow. How was that entrance? Is that better than before? Well, the newest guests should be here right about now. *silence* ... now. *silence* ... Now. *silence* ... NOW. *silence*... NOW!! *silence* *Runs downstairs and throws front door open and yells into Inu-Yasha�s face.* WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?!?!?!
Kagome: *from behind Inu-Yasha* Sorry, Inu-Yasha couldn�t figure out how to work the doorbell.
Inu-Yasha: *turns on Kagome* WHAT IS A DOORBELL?! You haven�t answered that question!
Kagome: I have too! It�s a-
Mitsu-chan: It�s a button, *points to doorbell* that when pushed, sends a bell throughout the house so that the people inside know that there is someone at the door.
Inu-Yasha: *ponders information* Oh. Wow. Ingenious!
Keade: *examining doorbell* Ingenious indeed.
Mitsu-chan: Come on! We need to get this episode started. We�re already late because of your lack of knowledge! Get in here! *all go into house and Mitsu-chan quickly shoves them into the livingroom. The people who are there are Inu-Yasha, Kagome, Keade, Kikyo, Shippo, Sango, Miroku, Naraku, Kirara, Myoga, Sesshomaru, Rin, and Jaken. All sit on the couches and the camera sorts them at hyperspeed.*
*the people who were attacked by FLAB were Kikyo, Miroku, Naraku, Myoga, (a FLAB bunny squished him under his foot and then threw him out a window) and Jaken. The people who were rudely escorted out were Kagome, Keade, and Sango. The people who were allowed to stay were Inu-Yasha, Shippo, Kirara, Sesshomaru, and Rin, making the total number of people in the mansion twenty characters.*
Mitsu-chan: *re enters with the rest of the guests and all sit on the floor or the couches, wondering why they are here. Duo is still absent, and so is Heero* Alright, now as you all know, no one has seen hide nor hair of Catlyn for the past three or four episodes, and last night she told me she wanted to show everyone something after the new guests were greeted. So, hopefully, she�ll start the thing soon.
Heero: *runs in screaming* GET THESE FREAKIN� BUNNIES AWAY FROM ME!!!! *sits and the bunnies form a circle around him, their candles held close*
Catlyn: *the sound of a starting car is heard and she drives out into the middle of the room in a blue remote-controlled car, Flessa hanging out the side as a dog would, she carries an odd colored gun that sort of looks like a fancy squirt gun* Behold! The product of four episodes work! I give you the Chibifier!
All: The what?
Catlyn: The Chibifier! Observe! *Aims at Pikachu and fires*
Pikachu: Pika! *is turned to a baby pikachu*
Kurt Wagner: *Kurt from X-men suddenly appears behind Catlyn* AAAAAHHH!! Vere am I?
Catlyn: *squealing* IT�S NIGHTCRAWLER!!!!!! *jumps onto his chest and hugs him*
Kurt: Vat ist going on?
Catlyn: I don�t care! You�re here! But... how did you get here?
Kurt: I don�t know! Von minute I vas hafing a mid night snack, ze next, I vas here. I don�t know!
Catlyn: *looks at Chibifier* Do you think...?
Kurt: Do I sink vat?
Catlyn: Do you think this brought you here? *holds up Chibifier*
Kurt: Vas ist es?
Catlyn: *ignores him* *looks behind her as she aims at a random character and fires, hitting Vulpix, who turns into a baby Vulpix with one tail* *Hank McCoy from X-men appears*
Hank: Whoa! This isn�t physics class! Where am I?
Kurt: Professor McCoy! Somesing is wrong vit dis! Vee are not supposed to be here!
Hank: Whoa! This is really weird.
Catlyn: *once again aims randomly and fires, hitting Togepi, who, as young as it is, disappears entirely* *Scott Summers from X-Men appears*
Scott: Hello! Whoa. What was that? How did I end up here? Kurt? Mr. McCoy? What�s going on?
Catlyn: *a manic expression on her face* X_MEN!!!!! *jumps onto Kurt again* Yay.
Scott: Hey, furball, you mind telling us what we are doing here?
Mitsu-chan: *walks up and pokes Scott in the forehead* You�re real! Yay! It seems as if this is a side effect of the Chibifier. Whenever she chibifies someone, one of the characters from X-Men appears. Awesome!
Scott: I am officially freaked out now.
Mitsu-chan: *Explains what is happening in Catlyn�s tree. All three of the characters kind of get a blank stare on their faces.*
Kurt: Uh-huh. Vat looney bin allowed you two to escape?
Mitsu-chan & Catlyn: *DEATH GLARE*
Kurt: *whimpers*
James: Hey! Cool shades! Can I try �em on? *walks up to Scott*
Scott: No way. I need these.
James: *swipes sunglasses and Scott�s eyes were open so his optical beams shoot foreward, James steps out of the way to reveal Yusuke behind him*
Yusuke: O_O *beams hit him in the stomach and send him flying, gets up and points index finger at him, powering up for Spirit Gun* Evil freak!
Mitsu-chan: *slaps him before he can fire his Spirit Gun* MORON!
Yusuke: Ow.
Scott: *steals sunglasses back from James* Idiot!
Mitsu-chan: *slaps James* MORON! *slaps Scott* MORON!
Scott: *holds cheek* What on earth was that for?!
Mitsu-chan: *blushes* Oops, got a bit excited there. Hehe.
*Later*
*Relena is sitting in the family room reading a book. Scott is laying on a couch reading a magazine, Mr. McCoy is reading a thick text book, and Kurt is playing a gameboy SP system while absently stroking Catlyn. Pikachu and Vulpix, both �chibified�, are playing on the rug. All of a sudden, Vulpix returns to its normal size and age as Mr. McCoy vanishes in a blink of an eye.*
Kurt: *stares at the place where Beast had been resting* Professor? Professor McCoy!
Scott: He�s gone!
Catlyn: *looks at Vulpix* The effects of the gun must be temporary, and when they wear off, the X-Men brought here will disappear! NOOOOO! *wails like a baby*
Pikachu: *returns to normal size and age as Kurt disappears*
Catlyn: *falls to now empty couch* Oof! No! You can�t have all of them! *latches onto Scott�s arm*
Scott: What are you doing?!
Relena: *screams as Scott vanishes*
Heero: *walks in with newspaper*
Relena: *pulls Togepi�s egg from under her and shows it to Heero* I found this in my seat!
Heero: *eyes widen and drops papers as he turns and walks from the room, the ten bunnies hopping behind him with their candles*
Relena: *puts egg down as Togepi plays with Pikachu*