Funeral
*all enter livingroom and sit down. Camera appears from Christmas Tree and stops in front of Mai*
Camera: State your name.
Mai: My name is Mai Valentine! Am I going to be a model? Whoa!!! *many little red and gray paws of the bunnies under the couch grab Mai and pull her under as the camera shouts KILL! KILL!* AAAAAAAHHHH! *runs screaming from the room and others can hear her as she runs down the street still screaming.*
Camera: *moves in front of Ryou* State your name.
Ryou: Uhhh... *gulp* Ryou Bakura?
Camera: Remove! Remove!
Ryou: *The cushion lifts up and heads for the door, evil Bakura takes over the body and begins yelling* What on earth do you think your doing, puny mortals?! I shall send you all to the Shadow real- *thud!!* OOOOOWWWW! That hurt! *cushion sets its empty self back on the couch*
Camera: *moves on*
*in the end, the people who suffered like Mai were Pegasus, Seto, Mokuba, Weevil and Rex. The people who were unceremoniously dropped on their butts like Ryou were Tea, Joey, Tristan, Serenity, Solomon, Duke, and Marik. Soon, like Anubis, Yugi was left standing in the room alone.*
Yugi: Hello? *Yami appears beside him*
Yami: What�s happening?
Yugi: I don�t know. Maybe we should go looking for that girl that brought us here. Can you sense any other people in this house?
Yami: *closes his eyes* Yes. They are in the basement. Come, we will find them. There are quite a few down there. And there�s one person upstairs. Why don�t we go see who that is.
Yugi: Why don�t we not? We�ll go see who all those people are downstairs.
*they arrive downstairs and see an astonishing sight, One boy was lying on a coffee table with a large pink bunny suit on, there were seven people standing around him, clad in black, their hands together as if praying for the dead. Around the foot of the coffee table were about twenty green and white bunnies that were sitting on their hind legs and putting their extended arms and torso to the floor over and over again in a sense of bowing to a king, Yugi and Yami stare in horror, then Yami disappears, and Yugi, not wanting to stand out puts his hands together, palm to palm and prays for the dead one on the coffee table*
Heero: *wakes up* WHAT THE-? *none of the people move, but the bunnies around the coffee table begin playing little tambourines and dancing on their hind legs around the table* *Heero recognizes where he is and takes off upstairs, screaming all the way*
Yugi: *looks up* *speaks to the girl who originally showed him in (Mitsu-chan)* What are we doing?
Mitsu-chan: *whispering* We were having a funeral for his dignity. But, now it�s over. Let�s go change everyone! *all leave upstairs except Mitsu-chan and Yugi*
Yugi: And what are those bunny things?
Mitsu-chan: Oh, those are FLAB. They belong to my younger sister, Catlyn. She�s the one who called you and all the other people here.
Yugi: FLAB?
Mitsu-chan: Fluffy Lovable Attack Bunnies. FLAB.
Yugi: My Lord! And who is this Catlyn?
Mitsu-chan: She�s a small Siamese cat. She�s around here somewhere. I haven�t seen her since she put Heero in that Bunny suit.
Yugi: SHE put that poor guy in that suit?!
Mitsu-chan: Yeah. She�s like that all the time.
Yugi: Oh Lord help me!