Spirit Detectives
Catlyn: *walks in with a comb in her hand and looks very sleepy* I�m... *yawn*... here.
Mitsu-chan: You look tired. What were you doing all last night with that comb?
Catlyn: Oh nothing. *big innocent smile* So, who�s next?
Mitsu-chan: Can�t say. The viewers aren�t supposed to know yet.
Catlyn: Kay, then let�s go! *drops comb and runs out*
*Mitsu-chan follows and watches Catlyn disappear into the living room as the doorbell rings. Mitsu-chan opens it to see ten people looking at the house as if it is a monster. The people are Yusuke, Keiko, Kuwabara, Botan, Kurama, Atsuko, Hiei, Koenma, Sayaka, and Genkai. Mitsu-chan invites them in and leads them to the livingroom where they, too, sit on the overstuffed couches and await their fate. Mitsu-chan leaves, locking the door behind her and goes upstairs to wake Heero, Relena, and Duo.*
Yusuke: Okay, this is rediculous! It�s eighty degrees outside! Listen, whoever-you-are that�s doin� this, quit your wishful thinking! Christmas isn�t for another five months!
*soccerball-sized camera flies out of the Christmas tree and the lens looks at Yusuke�s face.*
Camera: State your name.
Yusuke: Yusuke Urameshi?
*a Christmas tune plays and a bunch of white and green bunnies hop up onto Yusuke�s lap and snuggle up to him for a second and then disappear under the couch.*
Yusuke: What... was... that?
Camera: *moves in front of Keiko* State your name.
Keiko: *smiling* Keiko Yukimura.
* a Christmas tune plays and a bunch of white and green bunnies hop up onto Keiko�s lap and snuggle up to her for a second and then disappear under the couch.*
Camera: *Moves in front of Kuwabara* State your name.
Kuwabara: *smiling proudly* Kuwa-
Voice: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yusuke: What was that?
Duo: *runs in, his hair is standing about three feet high in an afro* CATLYN!!!
Catlyn: *giggles, but doesn�t show herself* What?
Duo: *sees the Yu Yu Hakusho gang on the couches and the camera staring intently at Kuwabara* Don�t do it! Don�t say your name! It�s insane! Beware the couch! *Mitsu-chan begins to drag him out* Bewaaaaare the cooooooouch!!!
Kuwabara: Oooooook. Um, my name is Kuwabara! *smile*
Camera: REMOVE! REMOVE!!
Kuwabara: *the cushion he is on lifts up and walks out of the room, a thud is heard and the cushion replaces its empty self back on the couch* Hey!! What the...?
*All look strangely at the camera before it moves over to look at Botan*
Camera: State your name.
Botan: *smiles* Botan�s my name, the pilot of the river Styx. I believe in your culture, they also call me the Grim Reap-
Camera: KILL! KILL!
*A bunch of red and grey paws scratch at her legs and she stands up and red and grey bunnies advance toward her, she waps them with the oar that she rides on, but then flees as some latch onto her hair. As soon as she is gone, the bunnies run back under the couch. The rest look nervously at each other and the camera moves to look at Kurama. Kurama stayed like Yusuke, and Keiko, and so did Koenma. However, the same thing happened to Atsuko, Sayaka, and Genkai that happened to Kuwabara. Hiei shared Botan�s fate. As soon as they had been sorted, Yusuke, Keiko, Kurama, and Koenma stood in the livingroom as Mitsu-chan re enters.*
Mitsu-can: Congrats! You�ve made it through the first test. The rest of the tests will occur while you are here. There are only three other people here, so it�s kind of empty right now, but over time it will become a bit more crowded, so enjoy it while you can. I will show you to your rooms. *all head upstairs which is the same route that Duo is taking for he is slowly walking up the stairs, tears streaming down his face as he pokes his enormous afro*
Duo: *smiles weakly* I see you�re the new victims... *Mitsu-chan elbows him* Uhh.. uh... guests. Duo. Duo Maxwell.
*All introduce themselves*
Duo: Cool. *cries again as continues up stairs*
Yusuke: Soooooo... who�s hosting all this? Who chose us or whatever?
Mitsu-chan: Well, I own the house, so I�m hosting it, but the one who chose you is my sister. She�s also my pet cat.
Keiko: Huh?
Mitsu-chan: Her name is Catlyn. I�m not sure where she is, she was supposed to meet us, but apparently she has other plans.
Duo: *from upstairs* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Mitsu-chan: *all race upstairs to see a black ball of fur racing all over Duo�s face, he is screaming* DUO!
Catlyn: *walks into hallway* Flessa! Fleeeeeeeessa!!
*black ball of fur stops and looks over at Catlyn as its fur turns cream colored, it is Flessa who hops down and hugs Catlyn*
Catlyn: Awwwww, were you getting into mischief?
Duo: *PANT PANT*
Catlyn: Oh! Hi to you all! I�m Catlyn! HI YUSUKE-KUN!!!!! *all plug their ears* Well, I�m going to go play with Heero and Flessa! Mitsu-chan, you stay here and show these guys to their rooms.
Duo: WHAT AM I, CHOPPED LIVER?!?!?!?!!
Catlyn: Oh yeah, and pick up the mess in the middle of the hallway.
Mitsu-chan: What mess?
Catlyn: *points at Duo, bounds off*
Duo: Why you...!
Mitsu-chan: *kneels next to Duo* What happened?
Duo: I was just walking down the hall, and all of a sudden this thing falls on my head, bounces off the hair and falls on the ground! Then, it turned black, and attacked my face. I don�t know, I guess she was sleeping in the rafters of the ceiling and fell and got mad when she hit the floor.
Mitsu-chan: Somehow, I doubt that was an accident. *Gets up and shows the others to their rooms*
Voice: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Mitsu-chan: *returns to Duo who is still sitting on the floor where he was attacked* What was that? It sounded kind of like Heero.
Duo: Where is he?
Mitsu-chan: Is he in his room? *checks* No.
Duo: Didn�t Catlyn say that she was going to play with him and Flessa or something?
Mitsu-chan: Oooooooooo crap. *races downstairs*