| Taliban Mesko... who new? In an ass-tounding revelation, Traverse City native, now Southern California resident, Jon Mesko has come out as the only known gay Al-Qaida member. Friends and family were shocked to hear the news, but upon reflection noted that he, "...always did have kind a penscient for wearing long flowing robes... mostly pink shifon." The recently uncovered photograph, shown above, when compared to a file photo of Osama bin Laden, proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that John Mesko is Osama bin Laden's love child. It is unknown who the mother is but it is suspected that the Arangatang who starred in the 70's movie classic "Every Which Way but Loose," made numerous trips to Afganistan and is a well known concubine of Osama bin Laden. Coincidence?... I think not. John Mesko was unknown to the intelligence community until recently when CNN released a video tape of Mesko proclaiming himself the spiritual leader of the here-to-fore unknown terrorist group, Al Gayda, a splinter organization of Al Qaida. While no terrorist activities have been attributed to Al Gayda, in the video there was a fist-shaped, "Anal Intruder" leaning imposingly against the wall behind Mesko. The FBI, CIA, GLAAD and NAMBLA all are currently seeking Mesko for questioning... and other things. When asked to comment, Geaoge Hamilton maintained his position that, "...Schad Whiteherse is still quite a catcher." |
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